I Figured It Out
I’ve been totally disturbed my decidely non-sexual feelings toward the new “RGX Body Spray” commercials featuring a somewhat aggressive brunette insinuating what will happen to me when I smell a certain way, at certain times, in certain places, and from certain distances.
Rachel Specter, RGX pimp/whore
After scrutinizing whatever images I could find of her for literally tens of minutes, I’ve finally “fingered” the source of my discontent. In order -
- Her square man-ish jaw. Half the photos I’ve found show it clearly, the other half don’t.
- Her lower lip is disproportionately large compared to her upper lip.
- Her eyes are 2mm too far apart by my estimation.
Now, would I if I could? Yes. But, is she the model of physical perfection that I demand from an RGX Body Spray spokesmodel? No. And don’t get me started on that hideous turtleneck.
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you motherfucker, you’re forcing my hand here so I now have to post about how much I love this girl Rachel Specter because I swear to you I really love this girl Rachel Specter - I mean, I’ve had conversations about how much I love the girl from the RGX body spray ads - multiple conversations
I don’t know if this is some cruel joke that you picked her but it doesn’t matter - posts like these are the reasons why I will have to make sure that the author is always credited (prominently so)
oh, and I’m not doing this to start a back and forth commenting thing - mostly I’m doing it to see how commenting works (and with a plugin activated)