Checkin’ In Wit’ Emo

Emo, you look sad! Why the long face?

Emo looking distressed

Ohhhhhh deeaarrrrr!

Emo perturbed

The suits……at……ABC…….,

Emo thinking

in all their infinite….wissssdommmmm…..,

Emo mildly skeptical

cancelled my faaaaavorite show…….,

Emo looking cocksure

According to Jim!

Emo distressed

Now what …. will….I…..

Emo resolute

waaatch….

Emo drawing perspective

every Wednesday night……

Emo celebratory

when I’m dusssstinggg……

Emo cartoon

my collection of……

Oh Emo!

antique porcelain cats!

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About the Author

Your beloved author Keith

Keith

So, one time Keith was at a Ruby Tuesdays in Richmond, VA and he ate a hamburger for dinner. Later that night he barfed everything back up and could still see chunks of the hamburger in the vomit. He hasn't eaten at a Ruby Tuesdays since then. True story. He also hasn't vomited since then and that was like 19 years ago. But Jesus, he's come close a few times. Quick aside - Keith would like to say that the biggest problem with Frank Caliendo's impersonations is that he's fat.

2 Responses to Checkin’ In Wit’ Emo

  1. Brian

    Keith, have you categorized this as “Emo” to set up a joke that pays off later when you write something categorizable to that type of music or whatever it is or should “Philips” be added?

    Also, I’ll have to give you a primer about getting images in with having them link to a page of that image (what’s the point of that) and a couple other things but will wait until I get this thing set up closer to all the way so it can be an all at once tutorial deal (I should have some time to get back to this this weekend)

    holla

  2. Brian

    oh, and your post omits a needed question mark (right before the needed but not omitted exclamation point)

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