Guest Blogger: Parker Whittle From The Microsoft i’m Initiative!
Microsoft i’m Initiative enthusiast and not at all fake blogger Parker Whittle pens a guest column on Catsandbeer.com to further detail his love of Windows Live Messenger, Windows Live Hotmail and … other things. It appears 24/7 chatting and blogging has taken a disturbing, sinister toll on Mr. Whittle.
Drugs Are My Anti-Parkour
Parkour is an increasingly popular extreme sport practiced by thrill-seeking youths some time after being born and immediately before dying from parkour-sustained injures. It’s also 100% fucking insane and more badass than smashing through a stack of 7 foot-thick blocks of ice with your dick.
Who Is Ron Paul?
Who is Ron Paul? An Internet phenomenon? Definitely. The next President of the United States of America? Doubtfully. Why write about this also-ran with few supporters instead of about any number of other also-rans with few supporters? Because this also-ran’s supporters are fucking crazy.