Skeet Ulrich

Whimsically-named baseball player Coco Crisp

The Coco Crisp Theory: A 3-Step Plan For Raising A Famous Child

By Keith • In Celebrities • On October 25, 2007 • 1 Comment

This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It’s a foolproof plan and I’m giving it away for free.

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Poor, poor Skeet Ulrich

It’s Not Fair

By Brian • In Celebrities • On April 26, 2007 • 1 Comment

Poor Skeet Ulrich: he never knew that Lil’ Jon would make the world associate his name with spooge. Back to the Future 4 should be filmed about Skeet tricking his mother into naming him something else (or of Skeet killing Lil Jon before he makes crunk music famous).

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