Real Life

Cute Overload: An Adorable Gerbil

Ethics And Morality Quiz: Cute Overload Edition

A casual conversation between two snowboarders causes the author to ponder the moral standards of murdering animals.

Fun abounds in Golden, Colorado

Off The Beaten Path In Golden, Colorado

A visitors guide to the less-visited sights, sounds and smells of Golden, CO. This is just a guide; you should really come and see them for yourself.

Evil Demon Bear and Demon Horse

Christmastime With An Animatronic Demon Bear

A seemingly possessed Tell a Story Teddy animatronic bear tells us the true story of Christmas while being scary as fuck.

Welcome to scenic Golden, Colorado!

Golden, Colorado 2008 Events Calendar: January Through March

Learn about the fun activities planned in Golden Colorado for the first quarter of 2008. Don’t miss any of the fun!

Aqua Dots are great toys for your kids unless they kill them

Aqua Dots Victims Had It Coming

The children’s toy Aqua Dots has been recalled because it contains a chemical which when consumed produces GHB or “the date rape drug” within the human body. This news has sparked public outrage since kids playing with Aqua Dots are clearly too young to be dating.

Macs make boring people creative

Mac Peripherals: Suck It JHod!

Computing without a Mac is virtually impossible. Computing with a Mac is extremely simple and illuminating.