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By Brian on July 9, 2009 |
Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust, and Paul Rust’s massive nose star in the new big screen surefire shit fest I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Posted in Movies | Tagged 20th Century Fox, Hayden Panettiere, Heroes, I Love You Beth Cooper, Movies, Noses, Paul Rust, Romantic Comedies |
By Brian on December 14, 2008 |
Rhino the Hamster from Walt Disney’s Bolt thinks dicks are fully awesome.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Bolt, Disney, Internet, Movies, Promotional Gimmicks, Rhino |
By Brian on November 10, 2008 |
Al Pacino’s inspirational locker room speech from Any Given Sunday made significantly less inspirational through remixing by Catsandbeer.com.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Aaron Eckhart, Al Pacino, Any Given Sunday, Bill Bellamy, Football, Inches, Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, Movies, Speeches, Videos |
By Brian on July 31, 2008 |
What’s better than one new Catsandbeer article? How about five incomplete ones? No? Fuck you!
Posted in Internet | Tagged Big Russ And Me, Boston Red Sox, Breasts, Buffalo Bills, David Duke, Gibran Hamdan, Internet, J.P. Losman, Luke Russert, Meet The Press, Movie Spoilers, Movies, MSNBC, Politics, Ross Perot, Second Life, Steve Urkel, Superhero Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Television, Tim Russert, Trent Edwards, TV Movie, Unfinished Work, Wordpress |
By Brian on June 23, 2008 |
M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening. It’s not a good movie. It’s a bad movie.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Bruce Willis, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, John Leguizamo, Lady in the Water, M. Night Shyamalan, Movies, Samuel L. Jackson, Signs, The Happening, The Sixth Sense, The Village |
By Brian on June 9, 2008 |
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a spectacular mess the whole family can ridicule.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?, Brendan Fraser, Cate Blanchett, Danger Island, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, John Waters, Movies, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, Shia LaBeouf, The Avengers, The Banana Splits Adventure Hour |
By Brian on May 23, 2008 |
There are more than a couple reasons to check out Adam Sandler's new film "You Don't Mess With The Zohan." There are three.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Adam Sandler, Borat, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict, Jizz, Judd Apatow, Mike Myers, Movies, Nick Swardson, Queefs, Rob Schneider, Sex, Shit, The Love Guru, What Happens In Vegas ..., You Don't Mess With The Zohan |
By Keith on August 30, 2007 |
We all loved Home Alone 3 when it debuted, but who among us that it offered insight into one of the most vexing problems of the 21st century?
Posted in Movies | Tagged Alex Linz, Anthropology, Baby, Breasts, Colonoscopy, Daniel Stern, Floosums, France, Home Alone 3, Homosexuality, Jared Diamond, Joe Mantegna, Joe Pantoliano, Joe Pesci, Macaulay Culkin, Movies, Notting Hill, Religious Fundamentalism, Scarlet Johansson, Slapstick, Starbucks, Transformers |
By Brian on August 19, 2007 |
In celebration of the imminent premiere/cancellation of Fox’s new animated series “Two Dreadful Children,” catsandbeer.com has decided to pit two of the show’s stars against one another to once and for all answer the question mankind has furiously debated since around 1997 or so: Who is the more loathsome mincing comic anathema, French Stewart or Chris Kattan?
Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Abortion, Apple-Crazed Subhumans, Box Office Bombs, Canceled Shows, Celebrities, Chris Kattan, Clamato, French Stewart, Gold Diggers, Homosexuality, Movies, Razzies, Saturday Night Live, Television, Third Rock from the Sun, Unfunny People |
By Brian on June 11, 2007 |
You gotta love Craigslist – ‘Do you have polio or are able to wear leg braces enough to be believable THAT YOU HAVE POLIO?’ – you got to.
Posted in Internet | Tagged Carls Jr., Craigslist, English As A Second Language, Internet, Jamie Kennedy, Kickin' It Old Skool, Maria Menounos, Movies, Native Americans, Polio, Rachel Specter, Rosie Perez |
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