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Adam Sandler You Don't Mess With The Zohan movie poster

If You Hated Borat, You'll Love You Don't Mess With The Zohan

By Brian • In Movies • On May 23, 2008 • 3 Comments

There are more than a couple reasons to check out Adam Sandler's new film "You Don't Mess With The Zohan." There are three.

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White People love hip hop and Hip Hop Harry loves you

The Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love

By Brian • In Music • On October 10, 2007 • 427 Comments

White People love rap music! Well, White People love very specific kinds of rap music. Catsandbeer.com presents as the results of an extensive scientific study “The Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love.” Cited and referenced, with video clips, explanations, and analysis. Holla!!!

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The nexus of celebrity and social disease

Apocalyptic Visions

By Keith • In Celebrities • On May 11, 2007 • 1 Comment

In the future, celebrity and social diseases will fuse into sentient (and gross) beings.

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The beautiful Rachel Specter

I Figured It Out

By Keith • In Television • On April 26, 2007 • 1 Comment

Is incredibly gorgeous and alluring RGX Body Spray spokeswoman/model Rachel Specter not really incredibly gorgeous and alluring?

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Poor, poor Skeet Ulrich

It’s Not Fair

By Brian • In Celebrities • On April 26, 2007 • 1 Comment

Poor Skeet Ulrich: he never knew that Lil’ Jon would make the world associate his name with spooge. Back to the Future 4 should be filmed about Skeet tricking his mother into naming him something else (or of Skeet killing Lil Jon before he makes crunk music famous).

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