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Dottie’s Magic Pockets is a gay, bootleg version of Pee Wee’s Playhouse sans the wit, irreverence, and – surprisingly enough – cowboy. Join Dottie and her shitty friends as they do the beaver, do the can, and turn your children gay.

Learn about the fun activities planned in Golden Colorado for the first quarter of 2008. Don’t miss any of the fun!

If all humans died today, one day some future archaeologist would dig one of us up and make all sorts of extrapolations from that one point of data. We must make sure that only qualified humans are around to be discovered in the future.

We all loved Home Alone 3 when it debuted, but who among us that it offered insight into one of the most vexing problems of the 21st century?

In celebration of the imminent premiere/cancellation of Fox’s new animated series “Two Dreadful Children,” catsandbeer.com has decided to pit two of the show’s stars against one another to once and for all answer the question mankind has furiously debated since around 1997 or so: Who is the more loathsome mincing comic anathema, French Stewart or Chris Kattan?

Stem cells hold the promise of a better tomorrow, but can they cure man of his Jonathan Lipnicki bind-torture-kill fantasies?