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Cute Overload: An Adorable Gerbil

Ethics And Morality Quiz: Cute Overload Edition

By Keith • In Real Life • On March 10, 2008 • 12 Comments

A casual conversation between two snowboarders causes the author to ponder the moral standards of murdering animals.

Tags: Adolf Hitler, Arson, Childhood Obesity, Colorado, Cute, Ducklings, Gerbils, Keystone Ski Resort, Kittens, Masturbation, Morality, Murder, Puppies, Real Life, Rectums, Snowboarding, The Final Solution, Videotaping, World War II

Fun abounds in Golden, Colorado

Off The Beaten Path In Golden, Colorado

By Keith • In Real Life • On February 2, 2008 • 3 Comments

A visitors guide to the less-visited sights, sounds and smells of Golden, CO. This is just a guide; you should really come and see them for yourself.

Tags: Bowling Alleys, Broadway, Chains, Chinese Food, Cliff Swallows, Colorado, Disasters, Drifting, Dulaney High School, Freedom, Golden, Graffiti, Gravesite, High Schoolers, Memorial, Mountain Man, Mufflers, Musicals, Paul Simon, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Real Life, Ridgely Middle School, Scoops, Sewers, Teenage Rebellion, The Capeman, Thomas Paine, Truancy, US 6, White Ash Mine Disaster, Windows

Babies aplenty and abound in Denver, Colorado

Denver: Investment Opportunities Abound

By Keith • In Politics • On August 4, 2007 • 1 Comment

A press release from Colorado’s new divine monarchy outlines potential business opportunities now that abortion is forbidden in this great state.

Tags: 14th Amendment, Abortion, Black Markets, Book of Exodus, Cheap Toys, China, Colorado, Crystal Meth, CU-Boulder, David Oreck, Emperor Constantinus, Ghosts, Massachusetts, Maternity Leave, Migrant Workers, Minimum Wage, Pet Food, Politics, Poltergeists, Sexual Harassment, Slavery