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Aqua Dots are great toys for your kids unless they kill them

Aqua Dots Victims Had It Coming

By Brian • In Real Life • On November 9, 2007 • No Comments

The children’s toy Aqua Dots has been recalled because it contains a chemical which when consumed produces GHB or “the date rape drug” within the human body. This news has sparked public outrage since kids playing with Aqua Dots are clearly too young to be dating.

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Babies aplenty and abound in Denver, Colorado

Denver: Investment Opportunities Abound

By Keith • In Politics • On August 4, 2007 • 1 Comment

A press release from Colorado’s new divine monarchy outlines potential business opportunities now that abortion is forbidden in this great state.

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