Abortion

Jamie Lynn Spears' baby father: Kevin Federline

Shocking Celebrity News: Father Of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Revealed!

Catsandbeer.com reveals the SHOCKING identity of the father of the baby of Jamie Lynn Spears. Actually, it’s not very shocking. Even Britney probably saw this one coming.

Macs make boring people creative

Mac Peripherals: Suck It JHod!

Computing without a Mac is virtually impossible. Computing with a Mac is extremely simple and illuminating.

Chris Kattan, does he suck more than French Stewart?

Insufferable Comedic Actor Deathmatch: French Stewart Vs. Chris Kattan

In celebration of the imminent premiere/cancellation of Fox’s new animated series “Two Dreadful Children,” catsandbeer.com has decided to pit two of the show’s stars against one another to once and for all answer the question mankind has furiously debated since around 1997 or so: Who is the more loathsome mincing comic anathema, French Stewart or Chris Kattan?

Babies aplenty and abound in Denver, Colorado

Denver: Investment Opportunities Abound

A press release from Colorado’s new divine monarchy outlines potential business opportunities now that abortion is forbidden in this great state.