2008 Election

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iran’s Rulers Will Dance In The Streets If Barack Obama Is Elected President

The leaders of Iran, Syria, North Korea, Hamas, Hezbollah, and Al-Qaeda are but a handful of those who would rejoice the presidential ascension of Barack Hussein Obama.

Kill Glenn Beck

Kill Glenn Beck With A Shovel. Please.

Right-wing cable news douchebag Glenn Beck has a simple request: kill him with a shovel. Please.

Barack Obama messed up

Damn It, Barack

Barack Obama fucked up. "And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Big time.

John McCain's Enzyte grin

McCain On Lobbyist: “No Romantic Relationship, Just Fucking”

John McCain is tough on terror, pork barrel politics, and Vicki Iseman’s vagina.

Lolron himself

Lolrons!

Ron Paul and lolcats - two of the Internet’s hottest memes finally together as one!

Jay Cutler and a cute/ugly gerbil

On Ron Paul, Getting High, Snorgling, And Other Nonsense

Ron Paul is a certifiable Internet phenomenon, just apparently not as big of one as cats licking guinea pigs and Jay Cutler looking stoned. But all that stands to change with the advent of the biggest thing to hit the Web since google … lolrons!