Update: Jay Cutler Is Hungry For Some Reason

By Keith • In Sports • On September 24, 2007

23 September 2007, 10:31:14 AM MDT

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“Hi, um, can you guys deliver to, like, the football stadium?…. No, like, the one the Broncos play at.”

23 September 2007, 10:33:37 AM MDT

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“Yeah, they said it’ll be like twenty five minutes or something.”

23 September 2007, 3:23:05 PM MDT

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“Wait, didn’t I order some pizzas or something?”

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4 Responses to Update: Jay Cutler Is Hungry For Some Reason

  1. Dr. Jeff Sep 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    As a follow-up question…is Dan Patrick high?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZU.....mp;search=

  2. Dr. Jeff Sep 25th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    Oops, I meant Mike Patrick

  3. Brian
    brian Sep 26th, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    that last face is his best ever

    And Dr. Jeff, you meant "Danica Patrick" who is "sexy"

  4. Pizza Oct 5th, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    The final picture reminds me of Alan Ruck’s scene at the Art Museum in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

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