Update 2: Jay Cutler Is Hungry And Becoming Upset About It

Previously on Jay Cutler Watch -

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“Wait, didn’t I order some pizzas or something?”

Moments later, the mystery is solved!

Mike Shanahan: “That’s definitely not a Denver area code. That’s……let’s see here…….yeah, that’s the Papa John’s in KC. They probably delivered to Arrowhead. Anyway, they’re starting to play a lot of Cover 2, so let’s move to more double tight-end…..”

Jay: “I’m so fucking hungry right now. I swear to God.”

Overcome by the startling realization that he won’t eat until the game is over, Jay retreats to the bench.

Coach: “Jay, we’re down by 38! I really need you to focus here! Talk to me!”

Jay: (barely audible through sobbing) “Tell the… announcer guy to…put on some String Cheese Incident.”

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Keith lives in Colorado, breathes in Kansas, sleeps in New Mexico, eats in Oklahoma, shits in Nebraska, (very rarely) vomits in Arizona, shops in Wyoming and skis in Utah. He has legislation pending before the Colorado legislature to annex a strip of land that would connect Colorado to South Dakota in which case he'll probably sightsee there. Sightseeing isn't really a necessity, but then again neither are shopping or skiing. But, it's nice to get away to an adjoining territory now and again, isn't it?

9 Responses to Update 2: Jay Cutler Is Hungry And Becoming Upset About It

  1. Brian

    Is this the final chapter or is there a thrilling conclusion yet to come?

  2. Keith

    I sincerely hope this is the end and Jay can move on with his life. I really do. But, only Jay can decide that. Or perhaps the rapidly accumulating stack of photos on my desktop will decide that. You never know.

    Alas, every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end. So says Semisonic.

  3. Looks like Travis Henry has been handing some things off to Cutler, instead of the other way around.

  4. Brian

    holy shit - I finally get it - "Mile High" - wow

  5. before i stumbled on this site, me and friends have been talking about cutler’s stoned appearance since he was at vanderbilt - also reminds me of a friend of mine who looks fat and skinny at the same time

  6. Hey!!! Check out how big of a faggot Renee Pussman is. http://reneepussman.blogspot.com

  7. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/.....id=3377828

    All the munchies eventually caught up to poor Cutler!

  8. Brian

    haha - well done, Erin

  9. Brian

    p.s. - that’s a medical condition and officially not funny

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