Sunday Around The NFL: Randy Moss Vs. Terrell Owens

Well the much anticipated head-to-head match-up between two of the NFL’s top teams - the New England Patriots and the Dallas Cowboys - and two of the NFL’s premiere wide receivers - Randy Moss and Terrell Owens - finally went down on Sunday and it was a good one.

And while neither Randy nor Terrell had huge days, it was the resurgent Moss who showed why he’s the NFL’s top receiver and head and shoulders above the controversial Owens. Let me break it down for you:

Randy Moss vs. Terrell Owens

Randy Moss has a great smile.

Randy Moss having a big laugh at an Oakland Raiders press conference

It’s warm, effortless, and makes you feel like he’s just a big kid who enjoys playing ball.

Randy Moss, goofing off

What a goofball.

Terrell Owens on the other hand, well …

Terrell Owens has a nice mouth

Look, I’m not saying that T.O. doesn’t have a good smile. The man clearly has a nice mouth, and that counts for a lot when you’re talking smiles.


Terrell Owens looking fashionable, probably in Miami

But whereas Randy’s grin begins in his heart and exits his face, T.O. seems to say cheese strictly for the cameras and not for himself.

T.O. face forward

I’m sure this is going to get me a lot of hate mail from Cowboys fans that feel like I’m trashing their guy but, what can I say, I gotta call ‘em like I see ‘em.

Moss also has the better hair.

Randy Moss with braids

But this really isn’t a fair comparison since Terrell Owens doesn’t have any hair at all.

T.O. has no hair!

The bottom line is that while you can’t go wrong with either guy, there’s only one #81 on this fan’s fantasy team.

Superstar NFL wide-out Randy Moss

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