That’s Brian’s awkward phrasing, but I’m pretty sure it asks what he meant it to ask.

Jay Cutler looking distant

Look at that thousand-mile stare. He looks paralyzed and vaguely terrified. He might fall over at any second.

Jay Cutler looking dim

He only has two expressions, dazed and confused or retarded grin. Can you guess which one the above picture shows?

Jay Cutler looking goofy

Photo man funny!

Jay Cutler looking befuddled

Where am I? How did I get here?

Jay Cutler looking destroyed

He’s regularly on Denver newscasts for this charitable event or that, always looking wrecked. And seriously, how does an NFL QB have a double chin? Late-night Taco Bell binges, that’s how.


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