Does Any NFL Player As Consistently Look High As Does Jay Cutler?
by Keith on May 15, 2007 • 10:17 am 24 CommentsThat’s Brian’s awkward phrasing, but I’m pretty sure it asks what he meant it to ask.

Look at that thousand-mile stare. He looks paralyzed and vaguely terrified. He might fall over at any second.

He only has two expressions, dazed and confused or retarded grin. Can you guess which one the above picture shows?

Photo man funny!

Where am I? How did I get here?

He’s regularly on Denver newscasts for this charitable event or that, always looking wrecked. And seriously, how does an NFL QB have a double chin? Late-night Taco Bell binges, that’s how.
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24 comments
ayshe says:
Oct 10, 2011
Sexyyy!
Camille says:
Dec 28, 2010
Leave jay alone…he’s the hotess QB around!
Courtney says:
Sep 12, 2010
Um. Yeah. Texan’s QB: Matt Schaub.
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Jay Cutler says:
Jan 4, 2010
I do enjoy a pre-game smoke every now and again. Although Coach is pretty sure there’s a correlation between my smoking and my throwing picks. I don’t see it though…
Love your site!
Iron says:
Nov 29, 2009
I thought this was Jay Cutler the body builder in a high school pic. I don’t follow the NFL so I had no clue.
Interesting anyway. LoL.
mercy says:
Aug 1, 2009
great cutler, great guy!
Gary R. says:
Mar 12, 2009
I know you’re just TRYING to be funny. But couldn’t you pick a fairer-target than a young-man who’s gamely trying to be both a great quarterback and a role-model for kids with diabetes?
Ad-hominem attacks on his alleged double-chin from a blogger who’s only pictured in a distant skiing-outfit? Geez-up, bro-heem.
That hardly seems sporting, in the least.
As for claiming that Jay looks high– based on some photos where he actually doesn’t– has it even occurred to you that some type-1 Diabetes patients have been found to benefit from Cannabinoids that fight the oxides that wreak havoc with one’s vision?
Maybe your next target should be that naive Dalai Lama (for believing Chairman Mao in 1955, when he promised to let Tibet’s spiritual-leader return to his homeland untrammeled).
Of course, Mao also promised that the so-called “People’s Republic” would allow Democracy among the proletariat, by now.
casey says:
May 4, 2008
well…now we know why. but it’s not exactly his drug problem, it’s the DIABETES he was diagnosed with. Yea…trying not to pass out on the sidelines, and uncontrollably losing weight, but he’s still able to drag himself onto the field and throw for over 3,000 yards.
X da pimp says:
Feb 27, 2008
Eli Manning looks a lil bit retarded. He always has that looking around lost look with his mouth open. And he does have a big head. Let me know wat you think.
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Beth says:
Dec 14, 2007
I love Jay Cutler, he’s my idol, but I do find your posts hilarious. I mean I know your not serious, your just having fun.
brian says:
Oct 27, 2007
Keith, I thought you had pretty good relationship with your mom – what gives?
Your Mom says:
Oct 24, 2007
That is the way he has always smiled. It does not make him look high, but rather it makes him look like he doesn’t really give a shit what people think about him. And-for the record-he really doesn’t. He is be too busy relaxing in his mansion…sitting in his home theatre or swimming in his ginormous pool…then later drying himself off with hundred-dollar bills. And when he’s done with all of these things, he still won’t care that you wrote this article, and you’ll still be a "journalist??" for the catsandbeer.com.
brian says:
Oct 21, 2007
totally
Haley says:
Oct 21, 2007
JAY CUTLER IS SO HOTTTT! I WANT HIM SO BAD!!!
brian says:
Sep 23, 2007
I found out the answer is "maybe" – check out Bills quarterback J.P. Losman:
wha?
huh?
OK, easy now …
Yeah
All right!
whoa!
hmmmmm
notthatjealousofproathletes says:
Aug 3, 2007
Keith and the rest of Catsandbeer-
Wow, just woke up and re-read my comment regarding the Cutler thread. While I obviously don’t agree with “the constant stream of pedophiles and white supremacists” that graduates from vanderbilt every year, I now recognize the hypocrisy of my post– criticizing a website for being ineffective with an unbelievably ineffective comment. After reading over the site again (this time in a sober state), I realize the fallacy of my previous post. I appologize for my unwarranted criticism and blatant lack of puncuation.
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Aug 3, 2007
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brian says:
Aug 3, 2007
I don’t know where that guy gets off, I just know that "slowly turning sportscenter into entertainment tonight..mindless bullshit celebrity gossip..good stuff!!" is this site’s next slogan
keith says:
Aug 3, 2007
Notthatjealousofproathletes,
Thank you for taking the time to peruse our website where we are constantly striving to turn Sportscenter into Entertainment Tonight. As you’ve seen, not a day goes by where we don’t dish the hottest gossip on the decadent lives of professional athletes. I’m sure you found this link off of deadspin.com because they too were outraged by our merciless skewering of Jay Cutler.
But, you’ve got me all wrong. You obviously feel very defensive because you think I’m attacking the only decent player to ever come out of Vanderbilt’s god-awful football program when, in fact, I actually think Jay Cutler is a credit to the Vanderbilt community. At least he isn’t counted among the constant stream of pedophiles and white supremacists that Vanderbilt graduates every year. I love you in the most platonic way possible, Jay Cutler, and please accept my apologies if I’ve offended you in any way.
When you hold down the shift key while typing a letter, the letter will become capitalized. Kisses!
notthatjealousofproathletes says:
Aug 3, 2007
if you were under a microscope as often as cutler, you’d be perceived as constantly stoned, too. lotttts of pictures being taken, not really fair to use 50% of your evidence based on action shots.
but maybe, if you were lucky, you wouldnt have as many pathetic cyberdouchebags who try to stir up shit by writing things that have no merit or intelligence. jay cutler always looks stoned, based on four pictures? seriously, that’s a headline?
if you’re gonna run a site like this (slowly turning sportscenter into entertainment tonight..mindless bullshit celebrity gossip..good stuff!!) then at least make is compelling. try deadspin, dude.
BearsFan says:
Jan 22, 2011
Uhhh maybe you haven’t seen jay cutler lately… he always looks either high as a kite, or like he’s been crying (always has). It’s just his face.
Zeke says:
Aug 2, 2007
Ironically.. this one does…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....201304.jpg
brent says:
Aug 2, 2007
Cutler is part of the rare breed of man who can look skinny and chubby at the same time.