Does Any NBA Player As Consistently Look High As Does Tracy McGrady?

That is awkward phrasing but I’m pretty sure it asks what I mean to ask.

Tracy McGrady looking lit

This is one of those times when I wish people were already reading this site since I’d like to know the answer to this question.


Tracy McGrady looking high

Now I know that all NBA players smoke weed, but I also know that they don’t all perpetually look like they were getting smoked out up to and including the second before the camera pans to them like Tracy McGrady does.

Tracy McGrady looking burned

Part of this is his lazy eye, but that can’t be the full explanation - Peter Falk had a glass eye and he looks stone cold sober compared to TMac.

Peter Falk

OK, that was a bad choice/example (which I wrote before actually looking for a picture of Falk).

Sandy Duncan

Much better.

P.S. - Those three McGrady pics all come from just the FIRST page of Google image results for the string “Tracy McGrady” - I’m sure there are even better ones if you make it to page two. Oh, and here’s a link to a “Yahoo Answers” thread entitled “Does tracy mcgrady have lazy eye?” Apparently the answer to the question is at some point provided since the question has been tagged as resolved and closed to new answers, so if this is a subject of interest to you it’s a must read.

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4 Responses to Does Any NBA Player As Consistently Look High As Does Tracy McGrady?

  1. My favorite answer to that Yahoo Answers thread is this one:

    baller23: i dont know

    I feel like everyone is a little more knowledgeable on the subject after reading that.

  2. Webber when he was back on the Kings looked mighty toked up at times… still though, he doesn’t hold a candle to T-Mac’s consistency, both shoddy appearance and balling capacities.

  3. i believe both dirk nowitzki leads the league in looking high http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/d.....15;240.jpg

  4. http://basketbawful.blogspot.c.....chive.html

    it all there…. gay moments in nba.. although the first one scares me..

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