Update: Feedback From The Museum Of Death
I just received a second letter in as many weeks from my cousin Pete. As you’ll recall, Pete recently took a trip to the Church of Scientology’s "Psychiatry: An Industry of Death" museum where he had a great time.
Normally I wouldn’t clutter this increasingly popular, cutting edge humor website with personal matters, but no one in our family has heard from Pete since the original article was published and we’re a touch concerned. So I’ve scanned and uploaded this feedback form he sent me on the off chance it clues anyone into Cousin Pete’s whereabouts.
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Omaha? Wow, small world. And this is one town the Scientologists HATE. They’ve tried twice to get their poisonous mind-rapers set up here, and both times were dismal failures.
That is one of the funniest accounts I’ve ever read!
Next time, take your cousin to the L. Ron Hubbard Life Museum. More lies per square inch than anywhere else in Hollywood. It’s on Hollywood Blvd and Ivar, just a few blocks from the Museum of Psychiatric Death and Fun.
ROFLMAO! That was priceless.
lolz!!