
The following is a list of things you can spell using elements from the Periodic Table. As a brilliant and mature chemist, I will be creating these compounds in a laboratory to see if any have useful scientific properties. I’m pretty sure my list isn’t definitive, so if you know more then please let me know. Thanks.
FUCK
CoCK
BOOBS
VAgINa
CuMoRbS
PIN CoCK
GaY CAt
BrO SUCK
ClOWN PISS PoRn
BArF TaCo
HoBAg
PHISH IS CRaP
AsS LuBe
CrOTcH AcNe
FeCaLrAm RaGe
PuBe DyEr ClInIC
MoISTaNUS
ClAmS CaUSe CaNCEr
FArTcUMoNbOYS
LiCK SYRuP FrOM AgUYS AsS
CrAm FISTiN RhInO SnAtCH
BiTcHY LaDy CuThEr FUNBAgS OFF
BeY IS AgReAt LaTe WAtCH
NeVEr SnIFF FINGeR BeFORe PuReLuSe
EuGeNICs IS NOTa SIN
FeCeS CaUSe BOYS Ta WHaCK OFF
Bi BOYS GeTiTiNaSSCrAcK
CRaP In CoP CArS
FOReSKInS ArEuNNeCeSSArY
CuTlEr InSTiGaTeS RaCe WAr
NeCrOPHILiAc CrAcK SMoKEr

5 comments
Brian says:
Mar 24, 2009
OMg URa HoMo
justin says:
Jan 7, 2010
Dude,
I love you.
Ashlea says:
Jan 20, 2010
Ok, in the name of science —
SiCK …
yet strangely hilarious! I love your sense of humor, keep the articles coming please. I like keeping my mind in the gutter, lol!
Broseph says:
Mar 5, 2011
FUCK BiTcHEs GeTmONeY
johnno says:
Sep 6, 2011
BaRaK OBaMAs BLaCK CoCK