Comments on: The Jason Narvy Almost Hoax

By: pete

pete — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:24:39 +0000

Thanks for reading the live blog and the clicks!

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:22:00 +0000

Jason, thanks for stopping by! If I ever acquire a time machine, the first thing I’ll do is go back to 1998 and follow through with the plan. The second thing I’ll do is return to 2008 so we can reminisce over the failure/success of the hoax in the comments section of a different version of this article.

Hey, remember when they switched the voice of the assistant robot who helped the Power Rangers from Alpha 5 standard robot voice to Alpha 6 like Vinny Viola from Brooklyn voice? What the fuck was up with that?

By: Jason Narvy

Jason Narvy — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:22:56 +0000

PS. I only wear a tie when conducting finals. Every other day I still wear the leather.

By: Jason Narvy

Jason Narvy — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:15:27 +0000

Well, it may have worked. Unfortunately, I am notoriously bad with replying to emails (for no other reason than I have the attention span of a ferret. So by the time I would have replied to the “girl,” enough time would have passed that my advanced age would have caused me to be impotent. Understandably, my interest in getting hooked up with anyone or anything would have therefore been considerably diminished.

Thanks for trying to fuck with me all the same,

best,
JN

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:05:57 +0000

oh jesus, please just give me some keywords to search so I don’t have to manually go through and read every one – thanks

By: keith

keith — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:19:36 +0000

Brian will probably have to go through his massive email archive to confirm that you’ve never insulted me behind my back in email form. And no one would ever dispute that you’re a better person than I, aside from your desire to have sex with a dead man’s butt.

P.S. I now know your email address.

By: Dr. Jeff

Dr. Jeff — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:15:47 +0000

I hate to disappoint the both of you, but I do not remember what this Yom Kippur thing is referring to. The only plausible explanation is that your discontent with me over the event was behind my back and therefore I was never aware of it to begin with.

Keith: Having never insulted you in email form behind your back, I can only arrive at the conclusion that I’m simply a better person than you.

Gotta run, Chris Berman is conducting a interview of Brian’s man-crush Obama asking him hard hitting questions about college football playoffs.

By: keith

keith — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:18:39 +0000

In the spirit of Yom Kippur, I’d like to apologize to you, Dr. Jeff, for calling you a stupid motherfucker ten years ago behind your back even though you almost unquestionably deserved it for whatever stupid thing you said that I can’t remember but you almost unquestionably will. I think in turn you should apologize to me for subjecting me to years of your fantasies about being the meat in a Tom Brady/Kurt Warner sandwich. Thank you.

Brian, please add Yom Kippur to the tags because I don’t feel like doing it.