Catsandbeer.com

Once again, the alarmist left wing media of the United States has needlessly thrown this nation’s populace into panic mode. So what’s "the crisis" this time?

Apparently, a Chinese-manufactured toy called Aqua Dots contains an industrial solvent which when ingested into the human body forms gamma hydroxybutyric acid, a chemical compound more commonly known as GHB or "the date rape drug."

Well if you ask me, there is a problem here, but it doesn’t lie with 2007’s now-recalled Australian Toy of the Year (marketed down under as Bindeez): it’s that the 6 to 10-year-old kids for whom these fun magic beads are designed are too young to be dating in the first place!

These junior whores are getting exactly what they deserve (seizures and comas).