Polls

• Prefer comedians who are funny (63%, 33 Votes)
• Despise the oxidatively surnamed (13%, 7 Votes)
• Heart set on Christopher Mintz-Plasse casting as Denis Cooverman (13%, 7 Votes)
• Don't confuse effort and earnestness with talent (6%, 3 Votes)
• Held captive during brutal, neverending taping of his failed Fox sketch comedy pilot (5%, 2 Votes)

Total Votes: 52

• I like the dinner scene how she is still magnatized and stuff keep creeping towards her and she's all on edge.... her expressions were priceless. (23%, 5 Votes)
• When Nash breaks Mr. Pindlesmith's Golf trophy. (18%, 4 Votes)
• I liked when Madea flys up in the air at the bank taking the bomb with her and it blows up, when she comes crashing down into the bank and says ''I came, I saw, I got blowed up" then passes out. (18%, 4 Votes)
• The part where she breaks the pen and gets the ink all over and then she actually eats that peice of paper. (9%, 2 Votes)
• When shes checking out the wiring on her dryer and gets electrocuted. (9%, 2 Votes)
• When Madea first goes around the prison still thinking it's a field trip. (9%, 2 Votes)
• When Madea is trying to get out of jail (repeatedly) and failing (repeatedly). (5%, 1 Votes)
• The part where the floor cleaner goes crazy and takes Madea with it. (5%, 1 Votes)
• When we first see what Madea's house looks like from the inside, now that looked like a fun house. (4%, 1 Votes)

Total Votes: 22

• The Hot Pink One (43%, 57 Votes)
• The Black Black One (20%, 26 Votes)
• The Asian Yellow One (12%, 16 Votes)
• The Loser Blue One (11%, 15 Votes)
• The Not-Indian Red One (8%, 10 Votes)
• The White White One (6%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 132

• Is blue, fucking blue! (41%, 54 Votes)
• Is gorgeous, fucking gorgeous! (20%, 27 Votes)
• Is a sorry substitute for actual content. (20%, 26 Votes)
• Humpy is coming when exactly? (11%, 15 Votes)
• Happened like months ago, didn't it? (8%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 133

• Linkin Park (10%, 267 Votes)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers (8%, 210 Votes)
• AC/DC (7%, 181 Votes)
• Aerosmith (7%, 173 Votes)
• Hall and Oates (6%, 155 Votes)
• Nirvana (6%, 155 Votes)
• Queen (6%, 148 Votes)
• Guns and Roses (5%, 137 Votes)
• Metallica (5%, 136 Votes)
• Phil Collins (4%, 113 Votes)
• Rolling Stones (4%, 103 Votes)
• U2 (4%, 92 Votes)
• Bon Jovi (4%, 92 Votes)
• Pink Floyd (3%, 85 Votes)
• Doobie Brothers (3%, 74 Votes)
• Sting / The Police (3%, 70 Votes)
• Elton John (3%, 66 Votes)
• Michael McDonald (2%, 61 Votes)
• ZZ Top (2%, 56 Votes)
• David Bowie (2%, 56 Votes)
• George Michael (2%, 42 Votes)
• Ozzy Osbourne (1%, 36 Votes)
• Lynrd Skynrd (1%, 34 Votes)
• Kraftwerk (1%, 33 Votes)
• Robert Palmer (0%, 10 Votes)
• Buffalo Springfield (1%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 2,594

• the most Tebow of all Tebow-type quarterbacks (36%, 352 Votes)
• the quarterback you'd most want your daughter to marry (17%, 168 Votes)
• Superman (13%, 123 Votes)
• Tony Joiner's roommate (8%, 77 Votes)
• the alternative to a little option or a little play action (7%, 70 Votes)
• "The Snake" (6%, 57 Votes)
• the basis of a heretofore unseen phenomenon (5%, 51 Votes)
• possessed of it all, possessed of "it" (4%, 38 Votes)
• sometimes confused with Tim Brando (4%, 30 Votes)

Total Votes: 966

• Simply put, your gaydar is going off so hard that it literally broke the needle. (21%, 12 Votes)
• Well, because the courthouse sure as hell ain't in Lakewood! (18%, 10 Votes)
• Proof of alien tampering in the genetics of humans has led you here. (16%, 9 Votes)
• Because once you get Buffalo Bill, you'll have been photographed nude at the gravesite of every famous Wild West entertainer! (14%, 8 Votes)
• You've always had a certain preference for Laotian boys. (11%, 6 Votes)
• Cheapest funeral parlors in Colorado, hell, in the country! (11%, 6 Votes)
• Some dude over on Quaker says he won't charge you for shipping if you pick it up at his place. (9%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 56

• she tells people shell beat your ass butwhen she sees u she never says shit (23%, 38 Votes)
• she calls him asking when they can fuck (19%, 31 Votes)
• her baby daddy lives with u but she wont let the child come over (15%, 25 Votes)
• everytime she refers to u she calls u " that bitch" (14%, 24 Votes)
• she has her friend mugging u everytime they see u (13%, 21 Votes)
• she sends her child over your house with raddegy clothes on , on purpose (11%, 19 Votes)
• she still plays on your phone (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 167

• even more attractive than your face. (21%, 98 Votes)
• a banana of a special sort. (17%, 79 Votes)
• longer than Brooklyn Bridge. (13%, 60 Votes)
• tired of being pathetic. (12%, 55 Votes)
• wallpaper for a computer. (11%, 50 Votes)
• no thicker than a toothbrush. (10%, 47 Votes)
• knee-level. (9%, 41 Votes)
• bigger than the Moon. (7%, 28 Votes)

Total Votes: 458

• Positive K - I Got A Man (37%, 3,120 Votes)
• Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (13%, 1,114 Votes)
• Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two (13%, 1,070 Votes)
• Biz Markie - Just A Friend (10%, 811 Votes)
• Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) (7%, 622 Votes)
• Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (6%, 526 Votes)
• Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray (6%, 516 Votes)
• House of Pain - Jump Around (4%, 297 Votes)
• Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (2%, 193 Votes)
• Young MC - Bust A Move (2%, 188 Votes)

Total Votes: 8,457

• MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (12%, 2,342 Votes)
• Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice (12%, 2,246 Votes)
• OutKast - Hey Ya (11%, 2,077 Votes)
• Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight (8%, 1,456 Votes)
• Warren G - Regulate (7%, 1,252 Votes)
• Kanye West - Gold Digger (6%, 1,198 Votes)
• Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (6%, 1,069 Votes)
• Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain (5%, 974 Votes)
• Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (5%, 923 Votes)
• Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way (4%, 818 Votes)
• Skee-Lo - I Wish (3%, 628 Votes)
• Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (3%, 597 Votes)
• DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat (3%, 584 Votes)
• Snow - Informer (3%, 573 Votes)
• A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (3%, 482 Votes)
• NWA - Boyz-N-The-Hood (2%, 383 Votes)
• Kris Kross - Jump Around (2%, 338 Votes)
• Paperboy - Ditty (1%, 256 Votes)
• Dr. Dre - (Fuck Wit) Dre Day (1%, 216 Votes)
• Onyx - Slam (1%, 208 Votes)
• Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On (2%, 206 Votes)

Total Votes: 18,826

• SHE PLAYS ON YOUR PHONE (30%, 48 Votes)
• she talks shit over the phone and in person be quiet as hell lol (25%, 41 Votes)
• shes still got like 10 friends nad they call thmeselves something honeys (14%, 23 Votes)
• she talks ebonics all day long (14%, 22 Votes)
• shes at the gogo/ club every damn week (9%, 14 Votes)
• she dont drive (8%, 13 Votes)

Total Votes: 161

• No (76%, 173 Votes)
• Yes (24%, 54 Votes)

Total Votes: 227

• No (78%, 470 Votes)
• Yes (22%, 134 Votes)

Total Votes: 604

• Chris Kattan (59%, 195 Votes)
• French Stewart (41%, 137 Votes)

Total Votes: 332