What should I name my cat?

  • Lieutenant Fuzz (37%, 198 Votes)
  • Officer Meow (26%, 138 Votes)
  • Captain Purr (25%, 135 Votes)
  • Mr. Funny (12%, 63 Votes)

Total Votes: 534

Why do YOU hate Paul Rust?

  • Prefer comedians who are funny (59%, 93 Votes)
  • Don't confuse effort and earnestness with talent (16%, 26 Votes)
  • Despise the oxidatively surnamed (11%, 17 Votes)
  • Heart set on Christopher Mintz-Plasse casting as Denis Cooverman (9%, 15 Votes)
  • Held captive during brutal, neverending taping of his failed Fox sketch comedy pilot (5%, 7 Votes)

Total Votes: 158

Favorite scene from Madea Goes To Jail?

  • When Nash breaks Mr. Pindlesmith's Golf trophy. (21%, 8 Votes)
  • I liked when Madea flys up in the air at the bank taking the bomb with her and it blows up, when she comes crashing down into the bank and says ''I came, I saw, I got blowed up" then passes out. (18%, 7 Votes)
  • When Madea first goes around the prison still thinking it's a field trip. (15%, 6 Votes)
  • I like the dinner scene how she is still magnatized and stuff keep creeping towards her and she's all on edge.... her expressions were priceless. (13%, 5 Votes)
  • The part where the floor cleaner goes crazy and takes Madea with it. (8%, 3 Votes)
  • The part where she breaks the pen and gets the ink all over and then she actually eats that peice of paper. (8%, 3 Votes)
  • When Madea is trying to get out of jail (repeatedly) and failing (repeatedly). (8%, 3 Votes)
  • When we first see what Madea's house looks like from the inside, now that looked like a fun house. (5%, 2 Votes)
  • When shes checking out the wiring on her dryer and gets electrocuted. (4%, 2 Votes)

Total Votes: 39

Who is your favorite classic Power Ranger?

  • The Hot Pink One (39%, 71 Votes)
  • The Black Black One (17%, 31 Votes)
  • The Loser Blue One (13%, 23 Votes)
  • The Asian Yellow One (11%, 20 Votes)
  • The White White One (10%, 19 Votes)
  • The Not-Indian Red One (10%, 18 Votes)

Total Votes: 182

The beautiful new-look Catsandbeer.com redesign ...

  • Is blue, fucking blue! (41%, 54 Votes)
  • Is gorgeous, fucking gorgeous! (20%, 27 Votes)
  • Is a sorry substitute for actual content. (20%, 26 Votes)
  • Humpy is coming when exactly? (11%, 15 Votes)
  • Happened like months ago, didn't it? (8%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 133

Which Not-Black, Not-Rap Artist or Group Not Included in the Original List Do Black People Most Love?

  • Linkin Park (10%, 497 Votes)
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers (8%, 420 Votes)
  • Nirvana (8%, 376 Votes)
  • Hall and Oates (7%, 359 Votes)
  • AC/DC (7%, 323 Votes)
  • Queen (6%, 275 Votes)
  • Aerosmith (5%, 266 Votes)
  • Phil Collins (5%, 251 Votes)
  • Guns and Roses (5%, 231 Votes)
  • Metallica (5%, 230 Votes)
  • Rolling Stones (4%, 205 Votes)
  • U2 (3%, 153 Votes)
  • Pink Floyd (3%, 151 Votes)
  • Elton John (3%, 150 Votes)
  • Bon Jovi (3%, 143 Votes)
  • Doobie Brothers (3%, 125 Votes)
  • Sting / The Police (3%, 125 Votes)
  • David Bowie (2%, 117 Votes)
  • George Michael (2%, 115 Votes)
  • Michael McDonald (2%, 113 Votes)
  • ZZ Top (2%, 97 Votes)
  • Lynrd Skynrd (1%, 73 Votes)
  • Kraftwerk (1%, 66 Votes)
  • Ozzy Osbourne (1%, 56 Votes)
  • Robert Palmer (0%, 18 Votes)
  • Buffalo Springfield (1%, 16 Votes)

Total Votes: 4,952

Tim Tebow is ...

  • the most Tebow of all Tebow-type quarterbacks (36%, 369 Votes)
  • the quarterback you'd most want your daughter to marry (18%, 187 Votes)
  • Superman (13%, 128 Votes)
  • Tony Joiner's roommate (8%, 80 Votes)
  • the alternative to a little option or a little play action (7%, 72 Votes)
  • "The Snake" (6%, 59 Votes)
  • the basis of a heretofore unseen phenomenon (5%, 54 Votes)
  • possessed of it all, possessed of "it" (4%, 41 Votes)
  • sometimes confused with Tim Brando (3%, 31 Votes)

Total Votes: 1,021

Why are you visiting Golden, Colorado in 2008?

  • Simply put, your gaydar is going off so hard that it literally broke the needle. (21%, 12 Votes)
  • Well, because the courthouse sure as hell ain't in Lakewood! (18%, 10 Votes)
  • Proof of alien tampering in the genetics of humans has led you here. (16%, 9 Votes)
  • Because once you get Buffalo Bill, you'll have been photographed nude at the gravesite of every famous Wild West entertainer! (16%, 9 Votes)
  • Cheapest funeral parlors in Colorado, hell, in the country! (11%, 6 Votes)
  • You've always had a certain preference for Laotian boys. (11%, 6 Votes)
  • Some dude over on Quaker says he won't charge you for shipping if you pick it up at his place. (7%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 57

HOW U KNOW THAT BITCH IS A HATER?

  • she tells people shell beat your ass butwhen she sees u she never says shit (23%, 38 Votes)
  • she calls him asking when they can fuck (19%, 31 Votes)
  • her baby daddy lives with u but she wont let the child come over (15%, 25 Votes)
  • everytime she refers to u she calls u " that bitch" (14%, 24 Votes)
  • she has her friend mugging u everytime they see u (13%, 21 Votes)
  • she sends her child over your house with raddegy clothes on , on purpose (11%, 19 Votes)
  • she still plays on your phone (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 167

Your penis is

  • even more attractive than your face. (21%, 101 Votes)
  • a banana of a special sort. (17%, 79 Votes)
  • longer than Brooklyn Bridge. (13%, 62 Votes)
  • tired of being pathetic. (12%, 58 Votes)
  • wallpaper for a computer. (11%, 52 Votes)
  • no thicker than a toothbrush. (11%, 50 Votes)
  • knee-level. (9%, 42 Votes)
  • bigger than the Moon. (6%, 29 Votes)

Total Votes: 473

Which White People-beloved rap song LEAST deserved its top 10 ranking?

  • Positive K - I Got A Man (36%, 4,155 Votes)
  • Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (14%, 1,578 Votes)
  • Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two (12%, 1,350 Votes)
  • Biz Markie - Just A Friend (9%, 1,078 Votes)
  • Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) (7%, 796 Votes)
  • Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (7%, 789 Votes)
  • Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray (7%, 773 Votes)
  • House of Pain - Jump Around (4%, 419 Votes)
  • Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (3%, 360 Votes)
  • Young MC - Bust A Move (1%, 282 Votes)

Total Votes: 11,581

Which White People-beloved rap song MOST deserved a top 10 ranking?

  • MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (13%, 3,151 Votes)
  • Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice (11%, 2,763 Votes)
  • OutKast - Hey Ya (11%, 2,712 Votes)
  • Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight (8%, 1,902 Votes)
  • Kanye West - Gold Digger (7%, 1,793 Votes)
  • Warren G - Regulate (7%, 1,640 Votes)
  • Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (6%, 1,460 Votes)
  • Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain (5%, 1,253 Votes)
  • Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (4%, 1,104 Votes)
  • Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way (4%, 1,081 Votes)
  • Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (4%, 935 Votes)
  • Skee-Lo - I Wish (3%, 798 Votes)
  • DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat (3%, 746 Votes)
  • Snow - Informer (3%, 678 Votes)
  • A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (2%, 593 Votes)
  • NWA - Boyz-N-The-Hood (2%, 562 Votes)
  • Kris Kross - Jump (2%, 467 Votes)
  • Paperboy - Ditty (1%, 315 Votes)
  • Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On (1%, 308 Votes)
  • Dr. Dre - (Fuck Wit) Dre Day (1%, 296 Votes)
  • Onyx - Slam (2%, 258 Votes)

Total Votes: 24,816

why does your new boyfriend has a hoodrat ass baby mother and she thinks shes on your level?

  • SHE PLAYS ON YOUR PHONE (30%, 48 Votes)
  • she talks shit over the phone and in person be quiet as hell lol (25%, 41 Votes)
  • shes still got like 10 friends nad they call thmeselves something honeys (14%, 23 Votes)
  • she talks ebonics all day long (14%, 22 Votes)
  • shes at the gogo/ club every damn week (9%, 14 Votes)
  • she dont drive (8%, 13 Votes)

Total Votes: 161

Does any NBA player as consistently look high as does Tracy McGrady?

  • No (73%, 413 Votes)
  • Yes (27%, 149 Votes)

Total Votes: 562

Does any NFL player as consistently look high as does Jay Cutler?

  • No (80%, 1,151 Votes)
  • Yes (20%, 281 Votes)

Total Votes: 1,432

If you could only kill either French Stewart OR Chris Kattan who would you kill?

  • Chris Kattan (63%, 301 Votes)
  • French Stewart (37%, 180 Votes)

Total Votes: 481