Polls: Catsandbeer.com

Favorite scene from Madea Goes To Jail?

I like the dinner scene how she is still magnatized and stuff keep creeping towards her and she's all on edge.... her expressions were priceless. (20%, 4 Votes)
I liked when Madea flys up in the air at the bank taking the bomb with her and it blows up, when she comes crashing down into the bank and says ''I came, I saw, I got blowed up" then passes out. (20%, 4 Votes)
When Nash breaks Mr. Pindlesmith's Golf trophy. (15%, 3 Votes)
The part where she breaks the pen and gets the ink all over and then she actually eats that peice of paper. (10%, 2 Votes)
When Madea first goes around the prison still thinking it's a field trip. (10%, 2 Votes)
When shes checking out the wiring on her dryer and gets electrocuted. (10%, 2 Votes)
When Madea is trying to get out of jail (repeatedly) and failing (repeatedly). (5%, 1 Votes)
The part where the floor cleaner goes crazy and takes Madea with it. (5%, 1 Votes)
When we first see what Madea's house looks like from the inside, now that looked like a fun house. (5%, 1 Votes)

Total Votes: 20

Who is your favorite classic Power Ranger?

The Hot Pink One (43%, 57 Votes)
The Black Black One (20%, 26 Votes)
The Asian Yellow One (12%, 16 Votes)
The Loser Blue One (11%, 15 Votes)
The Not-Indian Red One (8%, 10 Votes)
The White White One (6%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 132

The beautiful new-look Catsandbeer.com redesign ...

Is blue, fucking blue! (41%, 54 Votes)
Is gorgeous, fucking gorgeous! (20%, 27 Votes)
Is a sorry substitute for actual content. (20%, 26 Votes)
Humpy is coming when exactly? (11%, 15 Votes)
Happened like months ago, didn't it? (8%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 133

Which Not-Black, Not-Rap Artist or Group Not Included in the Original List Do Black People Most Love?

Linkin Park (10%, 191 Votes)
Red Hot Chili Peppers (8%, 153 Votes)
AC/DC (7%, 132 Votes)
Aerosmith (7%, 127 Votes)
Hall and Oates (6%, 118 Votes)
Guns and Roses (6%, 103 Votes)
Nirvana (5%, 101 Votes)
Metallica (5%, 99 Votes)
Queen (5%, 89 Votes)
Rolling Stones (4%, 77 Votes)
Phil Collins (4%, 71 Votes)
Bon Jovi (3%, 65 Votes)
Pink Floyd (3%, 65 Votes)
U2 (3%, 65 Votes)
Sting / The Police (3%, 60 Votes)
Doobie Brothers (3%, 57 Votes)
ZZ Top (2%, 43 Votes)
Michael McDonald (2%, 43 Votes)
Elton John (2%, 41 Votes)
David Bowie (2%, 38 Votes)
George Michael (2%, 32 Votes)
Ozzy Osbourne (1%, 26 Votes)
Kraftwerk (1%, 26 Votes)
Lynrd Skynrd (1%, 25 Votes)
Buffalo Springfield (0%, 8 Votes)
Robert Palmer (5%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 1,860

Tim Tebow is ...

the most Tebow of all Tebow-type quarterbacks (37%, 346 Votes)
the quarterback you'd most want your daughter to marry (16%, 151 Votes)
Superman (13%, 122 Votes)
Tony Joiner's roommate (8%, 76 Votes)
the alternative to a little option or a little play action (7%, 68 Votes)
"The Snake" (6%, 55 Votes)
the basis of a heretofore unseen phenomenon (5%, 49 Votes)
possessed of it all, possessed of "it" (4%, 38 Votes)
sometimes confused with Tim Brando (4%, 29 Votes)

Total Votes: 934

Why are you visiting Golden, Colorado in 2008?

Simply put, your gaydar is going off so hard that it literally broke the needle. (21%, 12 Votes)
Well, because the courthouse sure as hell ain't in Lakewood! (18%, 10 Votes)
Proof of alien tampering in the genetics of humans has led you here. (16%, 9 Votes)
Because once you get Buffalo Bill, you'll have been photographed nude at the gravesite of every famous Wild West entertainer! (14%, 8 Votes)
You've always had a certain preference for Laotian boys. (11%, 6 Votes)
Cheapest funeral parlors in Colorado, hell, in the country! (11%, 6 Votes)
Some dude over on Quaker says he won't charge you for shipping if you pick it up at his place. (9%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 56

HOW U KNOW THAT BITCH IS A HATER?

she tells people shell beat your ass butwhen she sees u she never says shit (23%, 38 Votes)
she calls him asking when they can fuck (19%, 31 Votes)
her baby daddy lives with u but she wont let the child come over (15%, 25 Votes)
everytime she refers to u she calls u " that bitch" (14%, 24 Votes)
she has her friend mugging u everytime they see u (13%, 21 Votes)
she sends her child over your house with raddegy clothes on , on purpose (11%, 19 Votes)
she still plays on your phone (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 167

Your penis is

even more attractive than your face. (22%, 98 Votes)
a banana of a special sort. (17%, 78 Votes)
longer than Brooklyn Bridge. (13%, 58 Votes)
tired of being pathetic. (12%, 55 Votes)
wallpaper for a computer. (11%, 50 Votes)
no thicker than a toothbrush. (10%, 45 Votes)
knee-level. (9%, 39 Votes)
bigger than the Moon. (6%, 26 Votes)

Total Votes: 449

Which White People-beloved rap song LEAST deserved its top 10 ranking?

Positive K - I Got A Man (37%, 2,802 Votes)
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (13%, 992 Votes)
Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two (13%, 975 Votes)
Biz Markie - Just A Friend (10%, 724 Votes)
Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) (7%, 559 Votes)
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (6%, 442 Votes)
Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray (6%, 441 Votes)
House of Pain - Jump Around (3%, 263 Votes)
Young MC - Bust A Move (2%, 165 Votes)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (3%, 163 Votes)

Total Votes: 7,526

Which White People-beloved rap song MOST deserved a top 10 ranking?

MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (12%, 2,037 Votes)
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice (12%, 2,033 Votes)
OutKast - Hey Ya (11%, 1,908 Votes)
Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight (8%, 1,317 Votes)
Warren G - Regulate (7%, 1,133 Votes)
Kanye West - Gold Digger (6%, 1,031 Votes)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (6%, 946 Votes)
Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain (5%, 873 Votes)
Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (5%, 842 Votes)
Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way (4%, 730 Votes)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (3%, 571 Votes)
Snow - Informer (3%, 534 Votes)
DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat (3%, 522 Votes)
Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (3%, 486 Votes)
A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (3%, 439 Votes)
NWA - Boyz-N-The-Hood (2%, 323 Votes)
Kris Kross - Jump Around (2%, 309 Votes)
Paperboy - Ditty (1%, 221 Votes)
Onyx - Slam (1%, 191 Votes)
Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On (1%, 176 Votes)
Dr. Dre - (Fuck Wit) Dre Day (2%, 170 Votes)

Total Votes: 16,792

why does your new boyfriend has a hoodrat ass baby mother and she thinks shes on your level?

SHE PLAYS ON YOUR PHONE (30%, 48 Votes)
she talks shit over the phone and in person be quiet as hell lol (25%, 41 Votes)
shes still got like 10 friends nad they call thmeselves something honeys (14%, 23 Votes)
she talks ebonics all day long (14%, 22 Votes)
shes at the gogo/ club every damn week (9%, 14 Votes)
she dont drive (8%, 13 Votes)

Total Votes: 161

Does any NBA player as consistently look high as does Tracy McGrady?