Polls

• Prefer comedians who are funny (64%, 36 Votes)
• Heart set on Christopher Mintz-Plasse casting as Denis Cooverman (13%, 7 Votes)
• Despise the oxidatively surnamed (13%, 7 Votes)
• Don't confuse effort and earnestness with talent (7%, 4 Votes)
• Held captive during brutal, neverending taping of his failed Fox sketch comedy pilot (3%, 2 Votes)

Total Votes: 56

• I like the dinner scene how she is still magnatized and stuff keep creeping towards her and she's all on edge.... her expressions were priceless. (23%, 5 Votes)
• When Nash breaks Mr. Pindlesmith's Golf trophy. (18%, 4 Votes)
• I liked when Madea flys up in the air at the bank taking the bomb with her and it blows up, when she comes crashing down into the bank and says ''I came, I saw, I got blowed up" then passes out. (18%, 4 Votes)
• When Madea first goes around the prison still thinking it's a field trip. (9%, 2 Votes)
• The part where she breaks the pen and gets the ink all over and then she actually eats that peice of paper. (9%, 2 Votes)
• When shes checking out the wiring on her dryer and gets electrocuted. (9%, 2 Votes)
• When Madea is trying to get out of jail (repeatedly) and failing (repeatedly). (5%, 1 Votes)
• The part where the floor cleaner goes crazy and takes Madea with it. (5%, 1 Votes)
• When we first see what Madea's house looks like from the inside, now that looked like a fun house. (4%, 1 Votes)

Total Votes: 22

• The Hot Pink One (43%, 57 Votes)
• The Black Black One (20%, 26 Votes)
• The Asian Yellow One (12%, 16 Votes)
• The Loser Blue One (11%, 15 Votes)
• The Not-Indian Red One (8%, 10 Votes)
• The White White One (6%, 8 Votes)

Total Votes: 132

• Is blue, fucking blue! (41%, 54 Votes)
• Is gorgeous, fucking gorgeous! (20%, 27 Votes)
• Is a sorry substitute for actual content. (20%, 26 Votes)
• Humpy is coming when exactly? (11%, 15 Votes)
• Happened like months ago, didn't it? (8%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 133

• Linkin Park (11%, 322 Votes)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers (8%, 240 Votes)
• AC/DC (7%, 212 Votes)
• Aerosmith (6%, 192 Votes)
• Hall and Oates (6%, 188 Votes)
• Nirvana (6%, 187 Votes)
• Queen (5%, 165 Votes)
• Metallica (5%, 163 Votes)
• Guns and Roses (5%, 161 Votes)
• Phil Collins (5%, 142 Votes)
• Rolling Stones (4%, 125 Votes)
• U2 (4%, 109 Votes)
• Bon Jovi (3%, 101 Votes)
• Pink Floyd (3%, 95 Votes)
• Doobie Brothers (3%, 85 Votes)
• Sting / The Police (3%, 77 Votes)
• Elton John (2%, 74 Votes)
• David Bowie (2%, 66 Votes)
• Michael McDonald (2%, 64 Votes)
• ZZ Top (2%, 62 Votes)
• George Michael (2%, 50 Votes)
• Kraftwerk (1%, 40 Votes)
• Ozzy Osbourne (1%, 40 Votes)
• Lynrd Skynrd (1%, 36 Votes)
• Buffalo Springfield (0%, 11 Votes)
• Robert Palmer (3%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 3,019

• the most Tebow of all Tebow-type quarterbacks (36%, 364 Votes)
• the quarterback you'd most want your daughter to marry (18%, 182 Votes)
• Superman (13%, 127 Votes)
• Tony Joiner's roommate (8%, 79 Votes)
• the alternative to a little option or a little play action (7%, 72 Votes)
• "The Snake" (6%, 59 Votes)
• the basis of a heretofore unseen phenomenon (5%, 52 Votes)
• possessed of it all, possessed of "it" (4%, 41 Votes)
• sometimes confused with Tim Brando (3%, 30 Votes)

Total Votes: 1,006

• Simply put, your gaydar is going off so hard that it literally broke the needle. (21%, 12 Votes)
• Well, because the courthouse sure as hell ain't in Lakewood! (18%, 10 Votes)
• Proof of alien tampering in the genetics of humans has led you here. (16%, 9 Votes)
• Because once you get Buffalo Bill, you'll have been photographed nude at the gravesite of every famous Wild West entertainer! (14%, 8 Votes)
• Cheapest funeral parlors in Colorado, hell, in the country! (11%, 6 Votes)
• You've always had a certain preference for Laotian boys. (11%, 6 Votes)
• Some dude over on Quaker says he won't charge you for shipping if you pick it up at his place. (9%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 56

• she tells people shell beat your ass butwhen she sees u she never says shit (23%, 38 Votes)
• she calls him asking when they can fuck (19%, 31 Votes)
• her baby daddy lives with u but she wont let the child come over (15%, 25 Votes)
• everytime she refers to u she calls u " that bitch" (14%, 24 Votes)
• she has her friend mugging u everytime they see u (13%, 21 Votes)
• she sends her child over your house with raddegy clothes on , on purpose (11%, 19 Votes)
• she still plays on your phone (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 167

• even more attractive than your face. (21%, 98 Votes)
• a banana of a special sort. (17%, 79 Votes)
• longer than Brooklyn Bridge. (13%, 60 Votes)
• tired of being pathetic. (12%, 56 Votes)
• wallpaper for a computer. (11%, 51 Votes)
• no thicker than a toothbrush. (10%, 47 Votes)
• knee-level. (9%, 41 Votes)
• bigger than the Moon. (7%, 28 Votes)

Total Votes: 460

• Positive K - I Got A Man (37%, 3,307 Votes)
• Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (13%, 1,202 Votes)
• Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two (12%, 1,116 Votes)
• Biz Markie - Just A Friend (10%, 867 Votes)
• Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) (7%, 649 Votes)
• Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (6%, 576 Votes)
• Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray (6%, 563 Votes)
• House of Pain - Jump Around (4%, 323 Votes)
• Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (2%, 220 Votes)
• Young MC - Bust A Move (3%, 197 Votes)

Total Votes: 9,021

• MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (13%, 2,530 Votes)
• Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice (12%, 2,361 Votes)
• OutKast - Hey Ya (11%, 2,174 Votes)
• Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight (8%, 1,544 Votes)
• Warren G - Regulate (7%, 1,330 Votes)
• Kanye West - Gold Digger (6%, 1,284 Votes)
• Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (6%, 1,143 Votes)
• Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain (5%, 1,046 Votes)
• Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (5%, 966 Votes)
• Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way (4%, 877 Votes)
• Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (3%, 663 Votes)
• Skee-Lo - I Wish (3%, 652 Votes)
• DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat (3%, 620 Votes)
• Snow - Informer (3%, 596 Votes)
• A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (3%, 502 Votes)
• NWA - Boyz-N-The-Hood (2%, 423 Votes)
• Kris Kross - Jump Around (2%, 360 Votes)
• Paperboy - Ditty (1%, 269 Votes)
• Dr. Dre - (Fuck Wit) Dre Day (1%, 238 Votes)
• Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On (1%, 233 Votes)
• Onyx - Slam (1%, 221 Votes)

Total Votes: 20,033

• SHE PLAYS ON YOUR PHONE (30%, 48 Votes)
• she talks shit over the phone and in person be quiet as hell lol (25%, 41 Votes)
• shes still got like 10 friends nad they call thmeselves something honeys (14%, 23 Votes)
• she talks ebonics all day long (14%, 22 Votes)
• shes at the gogo/ club every damn week (9%, 14 Votes)
• she dont drive (8%, 13 Votes)

Total Votes: 161

• No (78%, 214 Votes)
• Yes (22%, 61 Votes)

Total Votes: 275

• No (78%, 511 Votes)
• Yes (22%, 140 Votes)

Total Votes: 651

• Chris Kattan (60%, 216 Votes)
• French Stewart (40%, 146 Votes)

Total Votes: 362