What should I name my cat?

  • Lieutenant Fuzz (37%, 73 Votes)
  • Officer Meow (26%, 51 Votes)
  • Captain Purr (25%, 50 Votes)
  • Mr. Funny (12%, 25 Votes)

Total Votes: 199

Why do YOU hate Paul Rust?

  • Prefer comedians who are funny (60%, 52 Votes)
  • Heart set on Christopher Mintz-Plasse casting as Denis Cooverman (14%, 12 Votes)
  • Despise the oxidatively surnamed (13%, 11 Votes)
  • Don't confuse effort and earnestness with talent (10%, 9 Votes)
  • Held captive during brutal, neverending taping of his failed Fox sketch comedy pilot (3%, 3 Votes)

Total Votes: 87

Favorite scene from Madea Goes To Jail?

  • When Nash breaks Mr. Pindlesmith's Golf trophy. (21%, 8 Votes)
  • I liked when Madea flys up in the air at the bank taking the bomb with her and it blows up, when she comes crashing down into the bank and says ''I came, I saw, I got blowed up" then passes out. (18%, 7 Votes)
  • When Madea first goes around the prison still thinking it's a field trip. (15%, 6 Votes)
  • I like the dinner scene how she is still magnatized and stuff keep creeping towards her and she's all on edge.... her expressions were priceless. (13%, 5 Votes)
  • The part where the floor cleaner goes crazy and takes Madea with it. (8%, 3 Votes)
  • The part where she breaks the pen and gets the ink all over and then she actually eats that peice of paper. (8%, 3 Votes)
  • When Madea is trying to get out of jail (repeatedly) and failing (repeatedly). (8%, 3 Votes)
  • When shes checking out the wiring on her dryer and gets electrocuted. (5%, 2 Votes)
  • When we first see what Madea's house looks like from the inside, now that looked like a fun house. (4%, 2 Votes)

Total Votes: 39

Who is your favorite classic Power Ranger?

  • The Hot Pink One (40%, 70 Votes)
  • The Black Black One (17%, 30 Votes)
  • The Loser Blue One (12%, 20 Votes)
  • The Asian Yellow One (11%, 19 Votes)
  • The Not-Indian Red One (10%, 18 Votes)
  • The White White One (10%, 16 Votes)

Total Votes: 173

The beautiful new-look Catsandbeer.com redesign ...

  • Is blue, fucking blue! (41%, 54 Votes)
  • Is gorgeous, fucking gorgeous! (20%, 27 Votes)
  • Is a sorry substitute for actual content. (20%, 26 Votes)
  • Humpy is coming when exactly? (11%, 15 Votes)
  • Happened like months ago, didn't it? (8%, 11 Votes)

Total Votes: 133

Which Not-Black, Not-Rap Artist or Group Not Included in the Original List Do Black People Most Love?

  • Linkin Park (11%, 420 Votes)
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers (8%, 332 Votes)
  • Hall and Oates (7%, 266 Votes)
  • AC/DC (7%, 261 Votes)
  • Nirvana (7%, 259 Votes)
  • Aerosmith (6%, 229 Votes)
  • Queen (6%, 221 Votes)
  • Metallica (5%, 203 Votes)
  • Guns and Roses (5%, 196 Votes)
  • Phil Collins (5%, 185 Votes)
  • Rolling Stones (4%, 161 Votes)
  • U2 (3%, 135 Votes)
  • Bon Jovi (3%, 124 Votes)
  • Pink Floyd (3%, 122 Votes)
  • Elton John (3%, 119 Votes)
  • Doobie Brothers (3%, 107 Votes)
  • Sting / The Police (3%, 106 Votes)
  • David Bowie (2%, 89 Votes)
  • Michael McDonald (2%, 85 Votes)
  • ZZ Top (2%, 79 Votes)
  • George Michael (2%, 76 Votes)
  • Kraftwerk (1%, 54 Votes)
  • Ozzy Osbourne (1%, 48 Votes)
  • Lynrd Skynrd (1%, 48 Votes)
  • Buffalo Springfield (0%, 15 Votes)
  • Robert Palmer (0%, 14 Votes)

Total Votes: 3,955

Tim Tebow is ...

  • the most Tebow of all Tebow-type quarterbacks (36%, 369 Votes)
  • the quarterback you'd most want your daughter to marry (18%, 187 Votes)
  • Superman (13%, 128 Votes)
  • Tony Joiner's roommate (8%, 80 Votes)
  • the alternative to a little option or a little play action (7%, 72 Votes)
  • "The Snake" (6%, 59 Votes)
  • the basis of a heretofore unseen phenomenon (5%, 53 Votes)
  • possessed of it all, possessed of "it" (4%, 41 Votes)
  • sometimes confused with Tim Brando (3%, 31 Votes)

Total Votes: 1,020

Why are you visiting Golden, Colorado in 2008?

  • Simply put, your gaydar is going off so hard that it literally broke the needle. (21%, 12 Votes)
  • Well, because the courthouse sure as hell ain't in Lakewood! (18%, 10 Votes)
  • Proof of alien tampering in the genetics of humans has led you here. (16%, 9 Votes)
  • Because once you get Buffalo Bill, you'll have been photographed nude at the gravesite of every famous Wild West entertainer! (14%, 8 Votes)
  • You've always had a certain preference for Laotian boys. (11%, 6 Votes)
  • Cheapest funeral parlors in Colorado, hell, in the country! (11%, 6 Votes)
  • Some dude over on Quaker says he won't charge you for shipping if you pick it up at his place. (9%, 5 Votes)

Total Votes: 56

HOW U KNOW THAT BITCH IS A HATER?

  • she tells people shell beat your ass butwhen she sees u she never says shit (23%, 38 Votes)
  • she calls him asking when they can fuck (19%, 31 Votes)
  • her baby daddy lives with u but she wont let the child come over (15%, 25 Votes)
  • everytime she refers to u she calls u " that bitch" (14%, 24 Votes)
  • she has her friend mugging u everytime they see u (13%, 21 Votes)
  • she sends her child over your house with raddegy clothes on , on purpose (11%, 19 Votes)
  • she still plays on your phone (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 167

Your penis is

  • even more attractive than your face. (22%, 101 Votes)
  • a banana of a special sort. (17%, 79 Votes)
  • longer than Brooklyn Bridge. (13%, 61 Votes)
  • tired of being pathetic. (12%, 57 Votes)
  • wallpaper for a computer. (11%, 51 Votes)
  • no thicker than a toothbrush. (10%, 49 Votes)
  • knee-level. (9%, 42 Votes)
  • bigger than the Moon. (6%, 29 Votes)

Total Votes: 469

Which White People-beloved rap song LEAST deserved its top 10 ranking?

  • Positive K - I Got A Man (36%, 3,786 Votes)
  • Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (14%, 1,441 Votes)
  • Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock - It Takes Two (12%, 1,244 Votes)
  • Biz Markie - Just A Friend (9%, 983 Votes)
  • Tag Team - Whoomp (There It Is) (7%, 738 Votes)
  • Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (7%, 691 Votes)
  • Naughty By Nature - Hip Hop Hooray (6%, 665 Votes)
  • House of Pain - Jump Around (4%, 376 Votes)
  • Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (3%, 296 Votes)
  • Young MC - Bust A Move (2%, 240 Votes)

Total Votes: 10,461

Which White People-beloved rap song MOST deserved a top 10 ranking?

  • MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (13%, 2,920 Votes)
  • Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice (11%, 2,594 Votes)
  • OutKast - Hey Ya (11%, 2,452 Votes)
  • Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight (8%, 1,747 Votes)
  • Kanye West - Gold Digger (7%, 1,542 Votes)
  • Warren G - Regulate (7%, 1,511 Votes)
  • Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (6%, 1,314 Votes)
  • Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain (5%, 1,177 Votes)
  • Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (5%, 1,047 Votes)
  • Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way (4%, 1,013 Votes)
  • Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (4%, 821 Votes)
  • Skee-Lo - I Wish (3%, 732 Votes)
  • DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat (3%, 707 Votes)
  • Snow - Informer (3%, 647 Votes)
  • A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario (2%, 561 Votes)
  • NWA - Boyz-N-The-Hood (2%, 483 Votes)
  • Kris Kross - Jump (2%, 417 Votes)
  • Paperboy - Ditty (1%, 295 Votes)
  • Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On (1%, 278 Votes)
  • Dr. Dre - (Fuck Wit) Dre Day (1%, 275 Votes)
  • Onyx - Slam (1%, 242 Votes)

Total Votes: 22,776

why does your new boyfriend has a hoodrat ass baby mother and she thinks shes on your level?

  • SHE PLAYS ON YOUR PHONE (30%, 48 Votes)
  • she talks shit over the phone and in person be quiet as hell lol (25%, 41 Votes)
  • shes still got like 10 friends nad they call thmeselves something honeys (14%, 23 Votes)
  • she talks ebonics all day long (14%, 22 Votes)
  • shes at the gogo/ club every damn week (9%, 14 Votes)
  • she dont drive (8%, 13 Votes)

Total Votes: 161

Does any NBA player as consistently look high as does Tracy McGrady?

  • No (75%, 313 Votes)
  • Yes (25%, 104 Votes)

Total Votes: 417

Does any NFL player as consistently look high as does Jay Cutler?

  • No (79%, 967 Votes)
  • Yes (21%, 256 Votes)

Total Votes: 1,223

If you could only kill either French Stewart OR Chris Kattan who would you kill?

  • Chris Kattan (61%, 249 Votes)
  • French Stewart (39%, 161 Votes)

Total Votes: 410