What Do Birthers Believe?
Birthers believe that Barack Obama is not a legitimate president because he was not born in the United States.

But, faced with rather overwhelming evidence that he was born in the United States…

…some birthers claim that he’s not eligible because he was born a dual citizen (of the US and either Kenya or Great Britain) making him, again, illegitimate.

Birthers Theories
Here are some of the more popularly accepted theories:

Barack Obama was born in Kenya. Obama’s mother was living in Kenya with Obama’s father, and after his birth, she took him back to Hawaii to register his birth. Birthers claim Obama’s paternal grandmother admitted to being present during Obama’s birth in Kenya.

Barack Obama is a citizen of Indonesia, where his sister was born.

Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery.

Barack Obama’s birth certificate isn’t a forgery, but they used to give those out to people who were born overseas.

Hawaii didn’t give out birth certificates to kids born overseas at the time of Obama’s birth, but his mother lied about where he was born in order to procure one.

Note: This article is derived from the Gawker.com story "The Birthers: Who Are They And What Do They Want?" by Alex Pareene and is used with gratitude but not permission.
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So there you have it: the Barack Obama Birthers Movement completely exposed. But are they right?

Leave a comment and tell us what YOU think!

16 comments
Phillup Debohl says:
Aug 4, 2009
gross, just gross pictures.
ewwwwwwwwwww says:
Aug 14, 2009
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HHERE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY OH WHY GOD DID U DEFILE MY MIND LIKE THIS I ACCTUALY HAD SOME INNOCENCE LEFT BEFORE THIS WAS HERE IM FREAKIN 13 WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY NEVER … NEVER WILL I HAVE A CHILD NOW NEVER THANK YOU …. U FUCKIN ARSEHOLE MAYBE AN OVER 18 BAN WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE OF WARNIG GRAPHIC IMAGES U FUCKHEAD JESUS HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST. FUCK. I WONT SLEEEP 4 A WEEK :( U FUCKIN ABBADON.
Brian says:
Feb 3, 2010
maybe my favorite comment on this site ever
Dr. Jeff says:
Aug 31, 2009
Topicality!
http://www.theonion.com/conten.....=a-section
Brian says:
Sep 6, 2009
I scoop The Onion on the daily
ari says:
Sep 26, 2009
The average American has no idea if that is Obama’s mother. Your argument would have better substance if you explained WHY you felt the need to put up pictures like that which aren’t real evidence, but could be if you gave an explanation.
Dogg says:
Feb 3, 2010
You’d be better off realizing this is a joke, duh.
greg says:
Sep 30, 2009
What a bunch of afterbirth this site is, you won’t make a dent, in anything, except your mushmallow bag!
Samantha says:
Jan 6, 2010
Oh, wow.
My opinion is totally changed now by your obviously not the same woman, or our president, photo’s.
Right.
Fucktard.
Get a life.
Dogg says:
Feb 3, 2010
well you sure ain’t brilliant if you think anyone was trying to change your mind….
soooooo sensitive?!?!? so naive!!!!! obviously a joke dippy
Ifeanyi says:
Apr 23, 2010
Why on earth did you up misanthropes have to post pics of babies being delivered, umbilical cords etc etc That is some sick bullshit and you guys really need help
Mr. Ducking Goose says:
Jul 10, 2010
Samantha and Ari are fucking stupid.
Oh …. FIRST!
justice spencer says:
Jan 25, 2011
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PUTTING THESE PICTURES UP HERE DO YOU KNOW LITTLE KIDS OCULD LOOK AT THESE PICTURES. OMG THOSE ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING PICTURES I HAVE EVER SAW IN MY NATURAL LIFE AND I THINK I REALLY DONT WANT TO HAVE A BABY KNOW.
akens says:
May 12, 2011
what you are doing is wrong my God is going to visit you in your wrong, what ever you sow you will reap I pray it do not land on your child.
Pray that my God can change your hearts.
benny says:
Oct 30, 2011
Please don’t ever do this the next time, may God deal with this type of person
new birther says:
Jul 1, 2012
I think I am going to go have me a meatball sandwich…………