McCain On Lobbyist: “No Romantic Relationship, Just Fucking”

Check any of the news articles about 71 year-old Presidential nominee John McCain and 40 year-old lobbyist Vicki Iseman and you’ll find plenty of denials of a romantic relationship between the two, but you won’t find a single "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" statement. And why not?

Because John McCain steady fucks this broad!

Vicki Iseman: McCain Mistress?

I’m serious.

She’s not his mistress. There’s no affair. Nor any romance. The four-term Republican senator from Arizona simply beats that thing up.

Lascivious Lobbyist Vicki Iseman

Now to the under the hill crowd, Ms. Iseman isn’t boner-inducing. But to members of the McCain senior circuit who require boner induction assistance, this lady is blonde Enzyte.

Senator John McCain enjoys natural male enhancement

John McCain: tough on terror, pork barrel politics, and Vicki Iseman’s vagina.

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6 Responses to McCain On Lobbyist: “No Romantic Relationship, Just Fucking”

  1. Wow, didn’t realize you’re so politically savvy.

    Catsandbeer as the new Drudge Report?

  2. I’d tap it.

  3. Piidb.

  4. Have you noticed that your ads are now for McCain’s campaign? Does that mean he “approved your message”?

  5. That McCain pic is going to give me nightmares.

  6. Damn, this is so true it rings like a bell.
    The Mac Attack has been missing in action because it is up old Ms. Iseman’s backside!

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