Politics / May 1, 2008 / 1:55 pm

Kill Glenn Beck With A Shovel. Please.

Right-wing cable news douchebag Glenn Beck has a simple request:

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You heard the man – now get to it.

Update

People have been emailing me nonstop asking what kind of shovel. I just watched the entire episode from which that clip was pulled and Beck doesn’t specify, so probably any sturdy shovel will do.

Ace Hardware has a nice selection of shovels. I’m eyeing the Seymour long handle round point but really you can’t go wrong with any of them.

Except the Ames kids one – at $9.99 you’re buying a toy, not a tool.

6 Comments

  1. nacho mamma May 3rd, 2008 8:14 am

    It would be a waste of a good shovel.

  2. Nevada Blue May 3rd, 2008 8:26 am

    How about a steam shovel?

  3. mayhempix May 3rd, 2008 9:32 am

    I would use the same shovel he uses to shovel the sh*t he espouses.

  4. KYJurisDoctor May 3rd, 2008 9:59 am

    Hilarious. Just take Glen Beck for who he is. Frankly, I am still befuddled as to how he managed to land his job!

  5. JHinAZ May 3rd, 2008 10:24 am

    I think it would be poetic justice to use a good ol’ military surplus entrenching tool/shovel. They’re great for close-in fighting.

  6. John H May 3rd, 2008 10:47 pm

    I agree with JHinAZ that an entrenching tool is the appropriate implement in this case. Like most chicken-hawks Beck would not even know what an entrenching tool is.

    A better idea is to buy children’s sand shovels and mail them to Beck. On the other hand he probably would not get the message.

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