Right-wing cable news douchebag Glenn Beck has a simple request:
You heard the man – now get to it.
Update
People have been emailing me nonstop asking what kind of shovel. I just watched the entire episode from which that clip was pulled and Beck doesn’t specify, so probably any sturdy shovel will do.
Ace Hardware has a nice selection of shovels. I’m eyeing the Seymour long handle round point but really you can’t go wrong with any of them.
Except the Ames kids one – at $9.99 you’re buying a toy, not a tool.
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It would be a waste of a good shovel.
How about a steam shovel?
I would use the same shovel he uses to shovel the sh*t he espouses.
Hilarious. Just take Glen Beck for who he is. Frankly, I am still befuddled as to how he managed to land his job!
I think it would be poetic justice to use a good ol’ military surplus entrenching tool/shovel. They’re great for close-in fighting.
I agree with JHinAZ that an entrenching tool is the appropriate implement in this case. Like most chicken-hawks Beck would not even know what an entrenching tool is.
A better idea is to buy children’s sand shovels and mail them to Beck. On the other hand he probably would not get the message.
I don’t get why he’s a douche? Because he’s a conservative? I’m by no means a conservative. Far from it. But that can’t be a reason why he’d be a douche. Some people just have different political opinions than we do. It’s a fact of life. Doesn’t make them a douche though. I’ve seen this guy’s show and he comes off as a really nice guy. He let’s his guests share their beliefs and he doesn’t try to interrupt or try to spin anything on them. Unlike Bill O’Reily or Keith Oberman. (Whatever his name is.) They are a couple of douches to their guests and to other people. But Glen Beck, no. Like the episode with William Shatner. They disagreed on a lot of stuff. But it was a spirited debate. They both found that they ultimately wanted the same thing but they had different strategies to obtain it. Umm… I wish this two party biases would go away and everyone would work together and respect another’s opinions. Our political system would be a lot more productive. And also, why is it just the two parties that get the most attention? There are more parties out there. Like the Libertarian Party for instance. They are neither Conservative or Liberal. This country could probably use more of their insight these days.
it has nothing with being a conservative. i am a conservative and i think he is a douche because he thinks the half white president doesn’t like white people. he is an idiot. get him off the air..please. he is hurting our nation with his bullshit. and he is hurting the conservative cause.
I don’t know why he’s a douche(bag), but man is he ever a douche(bag)
I’ll Do It.. I Hate that Stupid Fucker…
Lets find him! Kick em in the nuts from the back and take pictures! Rock on!
I believe Glen Beck is actually a genious actor playing an intricately twisted parody of the Right Wing TV news host character. That is the only way I can understand such an insane person can exist in this world.
I’m stoned off my ass and watching Glen Beck right now!!! wow is this guy ever a douchebag, but hell, is he funny! I can’t even handle the ignorance coming out of this dude’s mouth. He’s like Rush Lmbaugh on crack!!!! You think someone could talk this dumbass into doing some stand-up?! I’d pay good American dollars
Check out morning joe-glenn beck on youtube!!
Joe watches some clips from glenn becks show and cries laughing on the air!!!
Sad that people fall into that patriot contest of who loves there country more.
Thought and reason not an option after gay beck looks at his $$$$$$.
ratinging my ass!!! gerry springer is still on!
check out the movie “A Face in Crowd” Beck isn’t new – but he’s still a douche
He should be an actor,steal your money pastor,gay porn writer,chicken humper, or
just plain scared to go out in public. Beck’s wife has to think twice about being seen
with him in public. People who can lie that easy believe what they say to be true!
Actually, I’d like to shove a live grenade up his ass.
He’s comedy gold, but still dangerous, because of the large plurality that takes him seriously. Watch him for a real dose of out of this world, unreal humor. But please, for the sake of humanity, don’t take him seriously.
I think it is amazing how you libs attack people. You guys are hippocrits. Remember when the Repubs had the Pres, Senate, and House all at the same time? All I heard from you libs is how we need to work together. Now you have it all, and all I hear is how we need to silence the conservative opinion. What happen to the working together? All of you act like white and black trash. How many of you are on welfare? I bet half, that’s why you go for all of this goverment takeover BS. Here’s an idea, get a job, pay 38% in taxes to the lazy libs of America, and then see how much you hate what Glenn Beck is saying. Now I know all of you are going to scream at me for being so mean spirited, thats ok, just remember to read all of the post before mine. Don’t be a hippocrit. Freedom of speech is great when you agree isn’t it?
I would like to echo Mr. E.’s request that hippocrits refrain from commenting. Thanks kyndly.
“Hypocrites.” Ahh, that’s better. Hate to be a stickler, but freedom of speech is even better when you can spell, E. Apparently you took it easy in English class as well.
No logic to Beck’s arguments; all retarded displays of emotion. Guys like that (Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity) bring no ideas to the table, only divisive rhetoric that a certain element seems to eat right up. Uber-douche.
1. I am a politically moderate, with liberal leanings, and I believe in cooperation between the two sides. However, it is extremists like Glenn Beck with their constant fear-mongering (e.g. OMG SOCIALISTS & MUSLIMS ARE TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY) and disinformation and greedy, selfish politicians and lobby groups that are harming political discourse and cooperation.
2. I live in a largely conservative town, and I have spent 8 years of being told that I was “not a true American” and a “terrorist sympathizer” just for saying that I did not believe the U.S. should have gone to war with Iraq until we had *substantial evidence* that they were a legitimate threat instead of doing it on a whim. I have also been told that I should “go to Hell” for not being opposed to abortion and gay marriage. I think the liberals calling Glenn Beck a “douchebag” for having extremist views, similar to the people in my town, is a heck lot less severe than calling someone a terrorist who should burn in hell for having different opinions, don’t you think?
3. Freedom of speech is great, but other people should have the right to tell someone that he is going too far and abusing his rights to free speech. Why should the Right be allowed to say whatever they want, but the moment a liberal or a moderate calls them out on it when they go too far, the Right immediately evoke 1st Amendment and say that criticisms of the Right is an attempt to take away their freedom?
4. You accuse liberals of hurling insults, and yet your use of verbal abuse, insults, and bigoted, ignorant statements are far worse than any of the other statements that I have seen here (with the exceptions of the ones made about fighting Glenn Beck with shovels – and those are in jest). Not to mention that a lot of these comments are not attacking conservatives in general, but are rather directed at one person for being a tremendous jackass.
5. Kindly fuck off. It’s because I have encountered nothing but assholes like you in dealing with conservatives in my hometown that I have developed an aversion to conservatism in general.
6. Before going around telling other people that they need to learn about the real world, you need to learn to spell. Jackass.
I am astounded by his presence on FOX! He is a leader of a Beer-Hall putsch! Leader of the illiterate, and there are many of them, regardless in a country with many intelligent and moral and educated people! He is a racist (I am a white 52 year old, some college, union member), He is a remorseless fool, guided only by his ambition, and not at all by intelligence!
Never take a man who makes cartoon voices on his show seriously. “Thats all I have to say about that” – Tom Hanks
Glen Beck is a right wing nut job.I would gladly pay for the shovel just to never hear from this raving lunatic again or fox news altogether. I have told my cable company that i don’t pay for garbage so therefore I don’t want or pay for fox news!!!
no shovel needed,i would love to do it with my bare hands. this arrogant fool so deserves it.
It doesn’t have to be a shovel. It should be quick but painful (so he’s gone as quickly as possible)
Please PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP you ignorant cunt.
Glen makes me ashamed to be a human being.
Ideas.
1. Tied to a block of concrete and thrown in the ocean
2. Forced through a steel grid
3. Crushed into an infinitesimally small point
4. Winched through a press
5. Slammed in a giant iron door
etc etc
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE WHAT HE SAYS. WHO GIVES A SHIT?
Republicans are inbreds who can’t spell.