If You Hated Borat, You'll Love You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Ditto if you love Mike Myers

If the comic stylings of Mr. Myers "make you horny" you’ll likely find yourself very much wanting to mess with the Zohan.

Here are three other reasons you might want to make an appointment with Manhattan’s bawdiest barber:

1. To look for precursor signs that Rob Schneider will one day kill Nick Swardson in an act of jilted by Sandler rage

That way, if/when it happens and people are saying they can’t believe that it did, you’ll be able to tell them that you in fact can.

Tell them the possibility first crossed your mind in Benchwarmers, second in Click, gained a foothold in Grandma’s Boy, receded in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry, and entrenched itself as future certainty in You Dont Mess With The Zohan.

You’ll also get the bonus of finding out which zany ethnicity Schneider this time lampoons to pitch perfect precision.

I’m gonna guess – god I don't know – let’s try, let’s try … Lebanese, maybe?

Puerto Rican?

2. To see how Israeli-Palestinian discord can tenderly be resolved through talking about jizz or accidentally shitting during sex or having some such other gross thing happen

Hollywood golden boy and "it" auteur Judd Apatow co-wrote the script so you can expect former IDF soldier Zohan and too-hot Palestinian expat hairdresser Dalia to develop a really real, rough around the edges but simple and true love after the girl queefs or something.

3. You’ve already found out what happens in Vegas

Twice.