Crucial Dialogue

The arts can make us better humans by allowing us to steal the thoughts, ideas and words of those more creative than us. To that end, here are 3 important lines from Sling Blade to pepper liberally throughout your daily speakings.

Vaughan and Karl talk

1. “Not funny ha ha, but funny queer.” From an exchange between Vaughan and Karl. Most useful in disagreements about the actual level of humor for a particular something or other.

Charles talks to Karl

2. “Hairy arms….ya know what that means….big bush! And I like that!” From an exchange between Charles and Karl. This is a show-stopper for those tedious, daily discussions of female pubic hair.

Doyle talks to his new family

3. “Now, ya know I don’t like homosexuals but ya gone and buddied up with one. And ya know I don’t like wimpy, little kids or mental retards but ya got one of each livin’ with ya….Just kiddin’!” A monologue from Doyle to his prospective family and Karl. This one’s application is self-explanatory.

Keith

Keith is standing right behind you watching you read this, so just play it cool. You know he's gonna want you to act all complimentary when you're done so just play along. It was garbage but you don't have to hurt the dude's feeling. It's not like it was so bad that you have to insult the kid. Well, it was pretty bad but no lives are at stake so just let is slide. He's just really desperate for attention and it's kind of sad.

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