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june 30, 2008 04:25 AM

Hey guys, Parker here and forgive the post title but I just always wanted to write that ;P

Man, I gotta tell you, instant messaging with people all around the world using Windows Live Messenger and Windows Live Hotmail and chatting about the i’m™ Initiative which is a Microsoft program that gives to a social cause every time you use Windows Live Messenger or Windows Live Hotmail sure is tiring. I’m starting to wish one of the organizations from a list of 10 important social causes with which Microsoft shares a portion of the program’s advertising revenue were the PWCTSF … aka the Parker Whittle Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Fund! (just kidding lol!)

Speaking of cash money, have you met Trevor, my CPA?

Trevor is an upbeat guy looking for an upbeat gal. He’s also Brian Huskey, the character actor from those Sonic drive-through commercials and one of the Get a Mac ads.

I know, weird, right?

You may also have met my roommate, Danny Passman.

Danny’s not just a card, he’s the whole deck! He’s a full-time "method screenwriter," (whatever that is lol!) and part-time telephone sales representative for The Sunset Villas, a managed care community near Roswell, NM.

But to really get to know Danny you gotta see him in action. Here’s a clip I shot that was shot at my apartment during the i’mtalkathon of Dan the Man carrying on like only he can! (it’s kinda long but u can skip the first 40 seconds lol!)

What a fat piece of shit.

Well, I guess I should get back to my instant messaging about the Microsoft i’m™ Initiative using Windows Live Hotmail and Windows Live Messenger. In case you’re not aware, I’m trying to rebalance my karma in the world and raise serious coin for some causes I really care about. And you can help — here’s how:

You can check out my profile on popular Web 2.0 social networking services like Flickr, Twitter, LinkedIn, YouTube, MySpace, and Facebook:

   
        

You can you show your support for the i’m Talkathon by downloading a badge drawn by either my little sister or a special needs student that can be used on your web page, your own blog, or e-mail signature:

You can follow the progress of my talkathon and the intriguing, ever deepening saga of my mysterious connection to the shadowy Contropic corporation at http://imtalkathon.com.

You can (and should!) use Windows Live Messenger or Windows Live Hotmail to share a portion of the program’s advertising revenue with an organization of your choice from a selection of some of the world’s most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

But most of all, you can email me, Parker Whittle, pictures of little boys’ dicks.

That’s right, dicks. String beans or mini-sausages, I really don’t care, just keep ‘em hairless and the younger the better. I don’t know how, but I’m only a week into this talkathon and the emailing and chatting and "IMing" day and night has shattered all the fucking goodness of my being and turned me into a raging pedophile of the lowest and basest order. I swear to God I’ve fucking snapped and now all I want is prepubescent cock!

I FUCKING NEED IT. Send me pix, send me videos, shit, if you (somehow) see me online initiate a webcam chat and let’s try it that way — this Microsoft Windows Live Hotmail and Windows Live Messenger shit is so high tech there’s gotta be a way to get a live feed for cybering kiddies.

So yeah, feel free to email me at im_parker@hotmail.com but if you don’t include sexy shots of baby balls then fucking forget it pal, Susan G. Komen For The Cure Breast Cancer Foundation be damned!

This Microsoft i’m™ Initiative Talkathon has infected my brain with the most despicable brand of sickness AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.

Blog ya later!

Parker