Fuck You, CuteOverload.com!

And fuck your creator, Meg Frost. Yeah,

Fuck you Meg!

You think you know what cute is? You dont know what the fuck cute is. Yeah maybe you USED TO know what cute is but you dont no more. I cant BELIEVE some of the shit you trying to pass off as cute these days. Look at this shit:


a NOT cute cat hiding under a blanket

That aint cute.

a NOT cute dog

That shit aint cute.

a NOT cute bird (which is redundant)

That aint cute. Thats a bird.

a NOT cute dog licking a NOT cute baby

Thats unsanitary.

a disgusting NOT cute ferret

Thats disgusting.

a NOT cute sock - gee, no shit

Thats a sock.

BITCH HAVE YOU LOST YOUR COT DAMN MIND?!!!!!!

You wanna know whats cute? I mean you really want to know? You want me to splain it to you? OK I splain it to you.

THIS

adorable kittens in a box

is fucking cute.

THIS

even more of the adorable kittens in a box!

is fucking precious.

How you gonna post pictures of snails and bugs and fucking apple cozies and you aint gonna post pictures of the most adorable fucking box of adorable fucking kittens in fucking history even after I emailed you them TWICE??????

I mean would you just LOOK at this little guy’s face?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

adorable extreme cat closeup

And to think that Keith and I were your two straight male readers.

You have lost all credibility. Cuteoverload.com is done. Get AIDS cancer.

Update!

YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN!

Now you wont post a picture of motherfucking Dynamite the Dog wearing a pink shirt???

Dynamite the Dog hates Cuteoverload.com

Eat dog dick, Meg.

Brian

Brian recently updated his "about the author" mini-bio because he had the same old one for too long and Keith changes his every once in a while.

19 responses to “Fuck You, CuteOverload.com!”

  1. Dr. Jeff

    The Dr. Jeff’s parents puppies are cuter than 99.9% of anything on cuteoverload

    puppies 1

    puppies 2

    Courtesy of my new D40x

    1. Gabarr

      Funny stuff

  2. alivicwil

    AIDS cancer?

    are you for real?

  3. edner

    You know, you can always just not go to the site if you don’t like it instead of throwing a net-tantrum.

    Although I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not…

  4. Meanwhile

    The kittens are cute because they are freakin’ kittens. ALL kittens are cute. She can’t post every lame-ass kitten picture some moron sends in. Yours didn’t get chosen because the photographs are BORING. The kittens aren’t doing anything interesting, just sitting in a box. And an unattractive box at that. Leave it to straight males to completely fail to grasp the concept of aesthetic presentation.

  5. keith

    I hate to detract from the importance of this item but I kinda feel like you invaded my privacy. I thought we had an agreement that I would come out with my heterosexuality when I was ready. You more than anyone should appreciate the stigma attached to being straight at CO.com – all those poorly-worn canards about straight dudes not knowing cute if it started licking their face while they dozed on the couch. In the future, let me know before you go trumpeting these kinds of things to the entire world.

  6. ms liz

    Hmmmm… I’ve been watching the site pretty much since it started and find no problem with it. Of course there are gonna be old folks who don’t like the way a site changes, but sites do change whether the readers like it or not. Therefore, there will always be people bitching about how it’s not like the good old days anymore.

    What cracks me up is that people can’t figure out that it’s the webmaster (blogmaster, what have you)’s site and that the person who runs it doesn’t have to bend over ass backwards to satisfy the whims of every person who happens to run across the site. If you don’t like the content of the site, you’re always free to create your own filled with what you find cute. Throwing a hissy fit because you don’t get your way is just unproductive. And lame.

  7. GrinningFool

    I agree, those are some cute kitties!!

    And, Mooooo?!?

  8. ann

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. You’re right: fucking precious.

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  10. girl

    I get the impression that you all are new cuteoverload readers who don’t remember the golden days when CO literally overloaded its readers with cuteness

    too true. I haven’t been overloaded by that site in a l o n g time.

  11. Rachael F.

    If you want cute, you should check out dailypuppy.com or cutewithchris.com

    But I still think cuteoverload is still on point. You’re just being a whiney asstard.

  12. Bec

    With you all the way.

  13. Andrew

    Pink shirts don’t inspire good captions. Now Dynamite urinating on an adorable infant would provide ample opportunity for hilarity.

  14. Benny

    Cute are miniature pigs bred to be the size of a lap dog!

    http://scienceblogs.com/zooill.....edium=link

    Check out those pics.

  15. chris

    “Get AIDS cancer.” Well played.

  16. Laura

    Love your site! CO’s golden days are way over, that site sucks anymore. And I can’t argue with cats or beer. Good show!

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