And fuck your creator, Meg Frost. Yeah,
FUCK YOU MEG!
You think you know what cute is? You dont know what the fuck cute is. Yeah maybe you USED TO know what cute is but you dont no more. I cant BELIEVE some of the shit you trying to pass off as cute these days. Look at this shit:
That aint cute.
That shit aint cute.
That aint cute. Thats a bird.
Thats unsanitary.
Thats disgusting.
Thats a sock.
BITCH HAVE YOU LOST YOUR COT DAMN MIND?!!!!!!
You wanna know whats cute? I mean you really want to know? You want me to splain it to you? OK I splain it to you.
THIS
is fucking cute.
THIS
is fucking precious.
How you gonna post pictures of snails and bugs and fucking apple cozies and you aint gonna post pictures of the most adorable fucking box of adorable fucking kittens in fucking history even after I emailed you them TWICE??????
I mean would you just LOOK at this little guy’s face?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And to think that Keith and I were your two straight male readers.
You have lost all credibility. Cuteoverload.com is done. Get AIDS cancer.
Update!
YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN!
Now you wont post a picture of motherfucking Dynamite the Dog wearing a pink shirt???
Eat dog dick, Meg.
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20 comments
Rachael says:
Jul 8, 2010
you, sir, are hilarious
thanks for a good laugh
Laura says:
Oct 6, 2009
Love your site! CO’s golden days are way over, that site sucks anymore. And I can’t argue with cats or beer. Good show!
chris says:
Mar 21, 2008
“Get AIDS cancer.” Well played.
Benny says:
Mar 5, 2008
Cute are miniature pigs bred to be the size of a lap dog!
http://scienceblogs.com/zooill.....edium=link
Check out those pics.
Andrew says:
Mar 5, 2008
Pink shirts don’t inspire good captions. Now Dynamite urinating on an adorable infant would provide ample opportunity for hilarity.
Bec says:
Mar 4, 2008
With you all the way.
Rachael F. says:
Feb 28, 2008
If you want cute, you should check out dailypuppy.com or cutewithchris.com
But I still think cuteoverload is still on point. You’re just being a whiney asstard.
girl says:
Oct 23, 2007
I get the impression that you all are new cuteoverload readers who don’t remember the golden days when CO literally overloaded its readers with cuteness
too true. I haven’t been overloaded by that site in a l o n g time.
The Blog of Wistar Watts Murray » There’s more says:
Oct 13, 2007
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ann says:
Oct 13, 2007
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. You’re right: fucking precious.
GrinningFool says:
Sep 23, 2007
I agree, those are some cute kitties!!
And, Mooooo?!?
brian says:
Sep 20, 2007
Ms Liz, et. al ….
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE EXPRESSION ON THAT FUCKING CAT’S FACE?!!!!!!!
You people are unbearable.
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE THAT FUCKING CAT IS!
It’s like I’m trying to communicate with fucking livestock here.
ms liz says:
Sep 17, 2007
Hmmmm… I’ve been watching the site pretty much since it started and find no problem with it. Of course there are gonna be old folks who don’t like the way a site changes, but sites do change whether the readers like it or not. Therefore, there will always be people bitching about how it’s not like the good old days anymore.
What cracks me up is that people can’t figure out that it’s the webmaster (blogmaster, what have you)’s site and that the person who runs it doesn’t have to bend over ass backwards to satisfy the whims of every person who happens to run across the site. If you don’t like the content of the site, you’re always free to create your own filled with what you find cute. Throwing a hissy fit because you don’t get your way is just unproductive. And lame.
keith says:
Sep 17, 2007
I hate to detract from the importance of this item but I kinda feel like you invaded my privacy. I thought we had an agreement that I would come out with my heterosexuality when I was ready. You more than anyone should appreciate the stigma attached to being straight at CO.com – all those poorly-worn canards about straight dudes not knowing cute if it started licking their face while they dozed on the couch. In the future, let me know before you go trumpeting these kinds of things to the entire world.
brian says:
Sep 17, 2007
I don’t remember people trashing Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa because its subject wasn’t "doing anything" – he even had the benefit of being able to give direction! When the photos of your kittens are cuter than blender full of Elmos it doesn’t fucking matter what they are or are not doing – I get the impression that you all are new cuteoverload readers who don’t remember the golden days when CO literally overloaded its readers with cuteness and, hey, that’s OK – just don’t expect us Janet Hubert-Whitten cuteoverload vets to silently put up with this Daphne Reidified CO bullshit
Meanwhile says:
Sep 17, 2007
The kittens are cute because they are freakin’ kittens. ALL kittens are cute. She can’t post every lame-ass kitten picture some moron sends in. Yours didn’t get chosen because the photographs are BORING. The kittens aren’t doing anything interesting, just sitting in a box. And an unattractive box at that. Leave it to straight males to completely fail to grasp the concept of aesthetic presentation.
edner says:
Sep 17, 2007
You know, you can always just not go to the site if you don’t like it instead of throwing a net-tantrum.
Although I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not…
alivicwil says:
Sep 17, 2007
AIDS cancer?
are you for real?
Dr. Jeff says:
Sep 16, 2007
The Dr. Jeff’s parents puppies are cuter than 99.9% of anything on cuteoverload
puppies 1
puppies 2
Courtesy of my new D40x
Gabarr says:
Mar 26, 2009
Funny stuff