Democratic And Republican Candidate Photo Equivalencies

Jumping on the latest political meme sweeping the Internet, I hereby submit the most abstruse and esoteric entry in the "Barack Obama equals this, Joe Biden equals this, John McCain equals this, Sarah Palin equals this" fad:

Barack Obama equals Apollo, Joe Biden equals Taurus, John McCain equals Emperor Gorganus, Sarah Palin equals Lechner

I figure 1 out of 500 will recognize these guys, so we’ll need between 501 and 1,000 readers before this means something to anyone other than Keith.

Brian

Brian recently updated his "about the author" mini-bio because he had the same old one for too long and Keith changes his every once in a while.

6 responses to “Democratic And Republican Candidate Photo Equivalencies”

  1. keith

    Oh man, now I’m having the equivalent of a bad acid flashback to so many wasted afternoons when I could’ve been curing cancer.

  2. keith

    All kidding aside, I’m actually starting to feel pretty bummed that I don’t know what ever became of Emperor Gorganus. I’d like to believe that he was eventually defeated in a final reckoning with the Tattooed Teens, but my internal pessimist believes that he is still out there dispatching his alien monsters to stomp on things and break stuff.

  3. Dr. Jeff

    Apparently you weren’t counting on me to be one of those 500 readers. I happen to be one of the few people who have seen ALL SIX episodes featuring Octodroid (or perhaps I should say 6 of the episodes featuring Octodroid).

    “whoa whoa, slow down, I can only type 180 words per minute”

  4. W2

    Shit is funny. Keep up the good work. Gave you a shout our on ours. Consdier checkint it out.

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