Jumping on the latest political meme sweeping the Internet, I hereby submit the most abstruse and esoteric entry in the "Barack Obama equals this, Joe Biden equals this, John McCain equals this, Sarah Palin equals this" fad:
I figure 1 out of 500 will recognize these guys, so we’ll need between 501 and 1,000 readers before this means something to anyone other than Keith.
Chris on 
tony on 
Mike Alberice on 
Marshall on 
ice mountain on 
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Oh man, now I’m having the equivalent of a bad acid flashback to so many wasted afternoons when I could’ve been curing cancer.
All kidding aside, I’m actually starting to feel pretty bummed that I don’t know what ever became of Emperor Gorganus. I’d like to believe that he was eventually defeated in a final reckoning with the Tattooed Teens, but my internal pessimist believes that he is still out there dispatching his alien monsters to stomp on things and break stuff.
Apparently you weren’t counting on me to be one of those 500 readers. I happen to be one of the few people who have seen ALL SIX episodes featuring Octodroid (or perhaps I should say 6 of the episodes featuring Octodroid).
“whoa whoa, slow down, I can only type 180 words per minute”
Dr. Jeff, do you think there is another non-Asian medical doctor in the world who is a more accomplished Octodroidologist than you?
Shit is funny. Keep up the good work. Gave you a shout our on ours. Consdier checkint it out.
thanks – will do – and I recommend that every one of our 3.5 million daily readers check out your site as well