Attention comedy lovers!
This 4th of July, don’t miss funnyman Jamie Kennedy’s hit film, Malibu’s Most Wanted, on Comedy Central at 9AM and again at 3PM! And if that isn’t enough laughs for one day, stay tuned after the 3PM viewing for 3 continuous hours of Scrubs!
In celebration of this comedic overdose, we asked some pretty important people what they thought of Jamie Kennedy.
James Gandolfini, star of The Sopranos
“What the fuck do you think I think? He’s a faaaaaaag! Just kiddin’. I honestly don’t know who the fuck he is.”
Rob Schneider, comedian and star of the Deuce Bigalow series
“Good guy. Quality guy. And I mean that. I mean, I don’t want to bash the dude’s work or anything, but I mean – seriously, not one single Adam Sandler film on his resume.”
Crispin Glover, actor and notable eccentric
“It’s, ummmmm, maybe history has a way of self-correcting. Ummmm, with all the Grassy Knoll talk and Oswald, but having a Catholic Freemason was just not ummmmm…..”
Barack Obama, Illinois Senator and ‘08 Presidential hopeful
“I honestly can’t say I’ve heard of him. But, I know he’s a hit amongst the young folks. And believe me when I tell you – the children of today will shine bright as the leaders of tomorrow. I genuinely believe that. That’s why I want you to give whatever you can, be it time or money, so that I can work to secure that bright future for them. Who else has a question?”
Isaiah Washington, actor
“I think his work has some merit. That song, Bologna - it made some good points.”
Hu Jintao, premier of China
“Umm, yes, Chinese government do everything in its power to stop illegal pirating of American DVD movies. But, for movie already made illegally, no sense in wasting, yes? That is why I come here today to offer many, many copy of Son of Mask at great price. Consider a gift of Chinese people to American friends. Thank you.”
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Keith, do you recommend we watch the 9 am MMW and then do something else until 3 pm before catching the encore or that we stick it out 9-5 to make sure we don’t miss a microsecond of JK (my nickname for Jamie Kennedy)? Please respond quickly as this issue is sort of time sensitive – you have a little more than 37 hours
oh wait! Is that both 9 am EST AND 9 am PST, or am I going to have to be knocking back B to the Es from 6 am on?
Your timely attention to this matter is kindly appreciated.
Based upon my recollection of Pacific time zone programming, you will start watching at 9AM PDT. On the other hand, us poor saps on mountain time will have to wait until 10AM for the Pacific feed to start! Don’t think for a second that I won’t be cursing those east coasters who will start to enjoy this film 3 hours before I will.
Between showings, Comedy Central is showing the Naked Gun and Airplane! I wouldn’t expect you to sit through all of that, but perhaps you will want to tune in at 5 minutes to 3PM as Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty are emerging from the plane, just to make sure you don’t miss the opening credits of MMW.
Me? I’ll be passing the time swimming in raw sewage because I love it! I love it. Ahem, I LOVE it! I…..love…..it.