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Since there’s nothing I find more whorish than a woman implicitly offering sex to any man who meets simple criteria for how he smells and at what distance he smells from, my distaste for Rachel Specter has been visceral. Since I’d like to put this ugly chapter to bed, I will offer this final thought.

“Rachel Specter” anagrams to “Rapes H.C. Lecter.” It is presumable that the H. Lecter in reference here is none other than serial killer Hannibal Lecter, the charming star of “Silence of the Lambs.”

Anagrams were viewed in the ancient world as a means of deducing the essence of one’s personality. This seems to be true, for example “President Clinton of the USA” anagrams to “To copulate he finds interns” (thanks Wikipedia!).

So, I’m left to ponder several things about Ms. Specter. Is she going to or has she raped Dr. Lecter? Does she specifically target male serial killers? Rape is a crime about power, not sex, so what is her motivation? Is it a jealousy-driven rage because Dr. Lecter is disinterested in her? There were obvious homoerotic overtones to Dr. Lecter, for example his eating of Ray Liotta’s brain (we all know men think with their dicks, therefore eating a man’s brain is like….). Is she incapable of accepting his preference for men?

Or is this a way to get back at Mr. Liotta? What kind of person would want to bring suffering into the life of this accomplished actor, the star of “Wild Hogs” and “Muppets from Space”.

I could go on ad nauseum but I feel the point has been made. This is all enough to make me at least somewhat apprehensive about the nature of this spokesmodel. In conclusion: