It’s Not Fair
This guy never knew that some cracked out (albeit admittedly charismatic) rap producer from (I assume) Atlanta who would bring crunk music to the world and blow up and then blow up even more when Dave Chappelle (lovingly) parodied him would proselytize the usage of the his name to mean (verb) a man ejaculating and (noun) a man’s ejaculate.
I don’t know if Ulrich would be a bigger today than he is if not for fate and Lil Jon conspiring against him, but I remember seeing him for the first time in the first Scream movie and thinking that he would become a star or at least be doing better now some eleven years later than he is having his biggest role be starring in some CBS post-apocalyptic show that no one watches.
I do however know that George wouldn’t be pulling in 20 million a movie or whatever he gets if his name was effectively Jizz Clooney
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OK - gotta defend Skeet Ulrich here! There are a lot of people watching Jericho. We just watch in ways that are counted by ratings, i.e., On Demand, online, TiVo, etc. As far as Skeet’s career is concerned - he removed himself from Hollywood when he got married and then had twins. He chose his family over a big career. Did you know he turned down Armageddon to spend time with his new wife?
I admire him for having his priorities straight. As far as his nickname goes, he was named “Skeeter” the southern term for mosquito long, before some foul-mouthed lowlife came along and turned it into something dirty.