If You Were Jamie Kennedy, How Would You Fellate the Homeless Man In The Passenger Seat of Your Vehicle?
This is a fun game. Everyone can participate which makes it a great icebreaker at parties and corporate team-building workshops. All you have to do is fill in the blank: If I were Jamie Kennedy, I would fellate the homeless man in the passenger seat of my vehicle ……………….
For example, my answer would be: If I were Jamie Kennedy, I would fellate the homeless man in the passenger seat of my vehicle frenetically, while using my left hand to fiddle with the pump that is injecting applesauce into my rectum.
Here’s the best part: EVERYBODY WINS!!!! There are no wrong answers in this game. If you think Jamie would want the homeless man to repeatedly say “Isn’t Jamie a girl’s name? You’re daddy’s little princess!”, then just say so! And if you think the funnyman gives head as lifelessly as his comedy, then say that too. You’re probably right!
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I wonder if John Edwards knows that his ads are running on a website with this article front and center? More importantly, how he would fellate the homeless man if he were Jamie Kennedy?
I think edwards would give him a “$400 haircut” which everyone knows is a euphemism for an “upside down Johnny Rocket with extra sauce”.
I’ll try …
If I were Jamie Kennedy, I would fellate the homeless man in the passenger seat of my vehicle to climax as quickly as possible so we could get to the fulfillment of his side of the bargain: watching Kickin It Old Skool and then telling me the ten parts he thought were the funniest and the five that were the most heartfelt/surprisingly touching.
Then as per the terms of the agreement I would blow him again.
oh and did you come up with the idea for this article because you looked at that picture of Kennedy and thought it looked like him contemplating something, and then from there flowed naturally the idea that what he would be contemplating was the manner in which he’d blow a homeless dude slumped in the front seat of his car? Because I could see how that could happen