Denver: Dreams Come True
Yes they do. I’m so ecstatic over what I’m about to report that I’m struggling to coherently compose my thoughts. Here goes: Cherished funnyman Harland Williams has his own radio show here in Denver!!!
Brace yourself for Flash ecstasy
Yes, that Harland Williams. The man who completely stole the show in the Kelsey Grammar vehicle Down Periscope.
Harland hamming it up with Jessica Simpson’s tits
And this isn’t some impersonal syndicated radio show. This is a Denver exclusive. Only those of us fortunate enough to be tuned into 103.5 The Fox during the middle of the afternoon get to hear Harland wax humorous and play our favorite classic rock songs of the 70’s (Don’t Fear the Reaper - more cowbell!!!!). It’s really like private time with the man himself.
Harland hamming it up with Dane Cook, or possibly a drunk and disheveled Kevin Costner
Practical implication: Harland must be a resident of this fair city meaning that at any moment I could bump into him, be it at King Soopers or Invesco Field at Mile High (home of Matt Lepsis and the Denver Broncos). And when this happens (it will), I will now have 2 unique 4-degree pathways to cherised comedic actor David Hyde Pierce:
- Keith -> Dr. Jeff/Brian -> David Wain/Michael Showalter -> David Hyde Pierce
- Keith -> Harland -> Kelsey Grammar -> David Hyde Pierce
So, wanna know what the show is like? Well, believe you me, it’s adults only. The other day, Harland did a pretty filthy bit about “bangin’ ” his girlfriend so hard that an airbag popped out from her mouth. Needless to say, Harland “lost it” after that, if you know what I’m saying. Of course, the story is obviously fictional because if Harland did have a girlfriend, he won’t have as much time to hang out with me when we begin hanging out. Nonetheless, it was a pretty humorous tale.
Broncos WR Brandon Marshall (15) rushes from a morning practice to get ready to listen to Harland’s Highway. WR Javon Walker (84) looks on.
No word yet on how Harland feels about Ron Paul.
Update (Noon MDT): Only 3 hours until Harland is on!
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I loved it when Harland and the gang showed Rob Schneider’s uptight XO character what’s what!
Who’s gonna stream Harland’s show when it comes on? I’m going to stream it AND play it over my radio so I can listen in surround sound! I hope he talks about exploding cows or something like that! LOL!
Ron Paul fans - email Harland asking him what he thinks of your man!
theharlandhighway@yahoo.com
Harland - if you read this - I’ll be at the King Soopers just off Alameda and Union at 8:15 tonight. I’ll be hanging out in the cereal aisle holding a box of Nature Valley Oats and Honey cereal (w/ granola pieces) like I’m reading the nutrition label. I’m not actually reading, just pretending, but that’s your cue to come over and say hi! There’s a Good Times right down the street that will probably give us free Spoon Benders (Oreo, Butterfinger, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, etc.) if you show up. They won’t believe their eyes!
Keith, is it safe to assume that Harland’s favorite pork end product, style of chuckle inducing camera mugging, and method of radio transmission (other than over all 50,000 watts of behemoth 103.5 "The Fox") are all one and the same???
Don’t have time to respond - listening!!!! He just zinged Alice Cooper!!!!!!!!
during a commercial break, I’d appreciate it if you could let me know if any/all of today’s broadcast could be described as “madcap”
I appreciate your attention to this important matter and will await your response
Harland got fired last week
Mutiny! I will not stand for baseless rumor-mongering!!!!
Keith, start your fingers a’typing now:
“Slacker Cats: Animated series. With the voices of Harland Williams, Emo Philips, Niecy Nash and Sinbad. 10 p.m. Mondays, ABC Family cable channel.”
click link: Cartoon cats with adult themes
Don’t know how I’ll get my fingers typing when they’ll be too busy punching the bishop while the tv fingers my mental rectum.
Sinbad! The man that inspired Mark Curry to greatness.