NEW YORK (AP) — The Energizer Bunny has nothing on Beyonce.
In the past year and a half, the pop superstar has put out the multiplatinum album "B’Day," starred in the Oscar-nominated musical "Dreamgirls," and launched her Dereon clothing line. Just before one of her concert stops, Beyonce took time out to talk to catsandbeer.com about her jam-packed year.
Q: Does it ever get easy to dance on stage in high heels?
BEYONCE: Oooo I jus’ wanna moosh my faisch up againscht hersch and rub and give her kischhesszz and purrr and let her sschleeepschummorrr..!!!!
Q: You’ve had quite a hectic year — what has been the hardest part of it?
BEYONCE: I is cute, floofy, and wearin’ a blue sweater. What more can ya ask of a puppeh?
Q: When you released "B’Day," although it got critical acclaim, there was also a lot of criticism. How did you handle that?
BEYONCE: i wuv widdle hammie handies and feetsies!! dey tickle! eeeeeeeeeeeek!!
Q: Were you surprised by the success of “Irreplaceable?”
BEYONCE: O kitteh, do not disapprove of me, I will snorgle you and scritch behind your ears and kiss your fuzzy tummy . . .
Q: You auditioned and hired an all-female band for the tour. What has it been like?
BEYONCE: Wanna shrink down to the size of dis kitteh and snorgles wid deh cute widdle tumtum!!!!! Wanna!!.
Q: So it’s not true that women can’t get along?
BEYONCE: BUNNYbunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNY bunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNY! Un-be-lievably tiniest baby cottontail bunbun! BUNNY!
Q: I’ve been reading you’re going to do another musical — Elton John’s "Aida."
BEYONCE: aaaa wooowoooooo gooo goooo ga ga poopie snorrfle pooperoo! patootie wootie burger wooooo wooo gooo ga ga ga tooooopie poopie!!!
Q: The gossip sites are always running something about you. Do you troll them? Do you ever feel like posting an anonymous comment?
BEYONCE: Mommmmmm, dees ees sooo embaressing! I shall cover my eyes and pretend you aren’t leekin my bootie in front of everyone
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i don’t get it either
Ask a Gut Shot Beyonce!
This was soooooooooooooooooooooooo STUPID. Not funny, not witty, not groundbreaking, not even mildly humorous. Too bad for you…LOL And she made $80 million last year alone (forbes.com), maybe she should buy you some writing talent.
Gay black man, I respectfully disagree – the above is even more groundbreaking than Ms. Knowles’ star turn as Foxxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers in Goldmember and Whitney Houston’s entire career
P.S. – thank you for reminding me why I love having this site
Gay black man? LOL…your very predictable, and thanks for reminding me of how the ignorant low-lives of society perceive me. Don’t be mad because what I typed was true. No one even got it (you did get a few pennies for the ad clicks – use them wisely)! Anyway, groundbreaking performance or not…she got paid lovely for it. How much do you get paid for your idiotic banter? I’m sure not much if anything at all. I have become bored so I am done with this, I will just sit back and let you bask in your fake arrogance. Oh, and be careful before I snatch that cat outta your hands and throw it in a microwave.
See how easy it was to cirumvent? Screw the avatar (even though that was one of my favorite models Jourdan Dunn – she walked in the Prada show and was amazing). Now go ahead and be a little wuss and erase my replies.