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NEW YORK (AP) — The Energizer Bunny has nothing on Beyonce.

In the past year and a half, the pop superstar has put out the multiplatinum album "B’Day," starred in the Oscar-nominated musical "Dreamgirls," and launched her Dereon clothing line. Just before one of her concert stops, Beyonce took time out to talk to catsandbeer.com about her jam-packed year.

Q: Does it ever get easy to dance on stage in high heels?

BEYONCE: Oooo I jus’ wanna moosh my faisch up againscht hersch and rub and give her kischhesszz and purrr and let her sschleeepschummorrr..!!!!

Q: You’ve had quite a hectic year — what has been the hardest part of it?

BEYONCE: I is cute, floofy, and wearin’ a blue sweater. What more can ya ask of a puppeh?

Q: When you released "B’Day," although it got critical acclaim, there was also a lot of criticism. How did you handle that?

BEYONCE: i wuv widdle hammie handies and feetsies!! dey tickle! eeeeeeeeeeeek!!

Q: Were you surprised by the success of “Irreplaceable?”

BEYONCE: O kitteh, do not disapprove of me, I will snorgle you and scritch behind your ears and kiss your fuzzy tummy . . .

Q: You auditioned and hired an all-female band for the tour. What has it been like?

BEYONCE: Wanna shrink down to the size of dis kitteh and snorgles wid deh cute widdle tumtum!!!!! Wanna!!.

Q: So it’s not true that women can’t get along?

BEYONCE: BUNNYbunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNY bunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNYbunnyBUNNY! Un-be-lievably tiniest baby cottontail bunbun! BUNNY!

Q: I’ve been reading you’re going to do another musical — Elton John’s "Aida."

BEYONCE: aaaa wooowoooooo gooo goooo ga ga poopie snorrfle pooperoo! patootie wootie burger wooooo wooo gooo ga ga ga tooooopie poopie!!!

Q: The gossip sites are always running something about you. Do you troll them? Do you ever feel like posting an anonymous comment?

BEYONCE: Mommmmmm, dees ees sooo embaressing! I shall cover my eyes and pretend you aren’t leekin my bootie in front of everyone