Apocalyptic Visions
I endorse none of what follows. I did not ask to be the messenger of this information. My stomach turns at the thought of any of it….

I was visited in a dream by what I believe to be an angel, sent from a higher spiritual realm to transmit a vision to me, one that I must pass on to the world.

Although androgynous, I say with some certainty that he showed me a future world - a world where the most odious celebrities have fused with their STD’s to create an all-consuming super race of horrifying monsters. While the most finely tuned hand of the most skilled painter could not render even a glimpse of the horrors I witnessed, I do my best to bring this vision to you.

Not even God can save us now.

hey pal, what’s your beef with Rachel Specter? I can only imagine what you’re planning for the series premiere of Not Another High School Show - I wouldn’t put it past you to learn HTML for the occasion just so you can feel like you have the tools to savage her to your satisfaction - asshole