I endorse none of what follows. I did not ask to be the messenger of this information. My stomach turns at the thought of any of it….
I was visited in a dream by what I believe to be an angel, sent from a higher spiritual realm to transmit a vision to me, one that I must pass on to the world.
Although androgynous, I say with some certainty that he showed me a future world – a world where the most odious celebrities have fused with their STD’s to create an all-consuming super race of horrifying monsters. While the most finely tuned hand of the most skilled painter could not render even a glimpse of the horrors I witnessed, I do my best to bring this vision to you.
Not even God can save us now. :(
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hey pal, what’s your beef with Rachel Specter? I can only imagine what you’re planning for the series premiere of Not Another High School Show – I wouldn’t put it past you to learn HTML for the occasion just so you can feel like you have the tools to savage her to your satisfaction – asshole