Sports
Sports are things Tony Parker and Peyton Manning play at.
By Brian on April 13, 2009 |
Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has at least two things I do not: a Super Bowl ring and a fantastic beard.
Posted in Sports | Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Beards, Black People, Football, Mike Tomlin, NFL, Omar Epps, Pittsburgh Steelers, Predator, Sports |
By Keith on March 1, 2009 |
A guide to all the best backcountry drainages in Utah’s Big Cottonwood Canyon. Get away from the crowds and experience the bliss of untracked snow!
Posted in Sports | Tagged AIDS, Alta is for Rapists, Backcountry Skiing, Banking Systems, Bear Traps, Beartrap Fork, Bedbugs, Big Cottonwood Canyon, Broads Fork, Butler Fork, Cardiac Ridge, Cardiff Fork, Charity, chutes, Comptroller, Days Fork, Days Inn, Dromedary Peak, Emergency Contraception, English Muffins, extreme skiing, Gay, Genital Warts, Glide Avalanche, Gobblers Knob, God, Hallway Couloir, Hep C, Herpes, Hot Asian Women, HPV, Little Cottonwood Canyon, Little Water Peak, Mill B North, Mill B South, Mill D North, Montreal Hill, Mormons, Mt Raymond, Mt Superior, Murder, Neffs Canyon, O'Sullivan Peak, Quantum Leap, Rape, Reed and Benson Ridge, Reynolds Peak, Roswell Incident, Salt Lake Twins, SARS, Sex Crimes, Silver Fork, Ski Touring, Skiing, Skinning, STDS, Sundial Peak, Thomas Fork, tree skiing, Urination, Utah, Whipple Couloir, Wolves, Wyndham Hotels |
By Keith on May 3, 2008 |
Jay Cutler learns a harsh truth about diabetes: certain aspects of his personal life will be affected for the worse.
Posted in Sports | Tagged Cigarettes, Denver Broncos, Doritos, Fritos, Funions, Hostess Cupcakes, Hostess Ho-Hos, Jay Cutler, Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies, Little Debbies Snack Cakes, M&Ms, Marijuana, Pizza, Sun Chips, Type 1 Diabetes |
By Brian on April 7, 2008 |
“When Gerald soars, we feel it and our own feeble steps lighten a bit.” There’s gay, there’s gay and then there’s this.
Posted in Sports | Tagged Brian Zoubek, Chris Duhon, College Basketball, DeMarcus Nelson, Duke University, Gerald Henderson, Grant Hill, Jon Scheyer, Kyle Singler, NCAA Tournament, Nolan Smith, Sports, Taylor King |
By Brian on March 27, 2008 |
March Madness is in full effect and only sixteen teams remain as we kick off the second weekend of the 2008 NCAA Tournament. Let’s figure out what the head coaches of each of the Sweet Sixteen teams would be doing for a living if they weren’t coaching.
Posted in Sports | Tagged Ben Howland, Bill Self, Bo Ryan, Bob Huggins, Bob McKillop, Bruce Pearl, College Basketball, Darrin Horn, If They Weren't Coaching, Jay Wright, John Calipari, Rick Barnes, Rick Pitino, Roy Williams, Scott Baio, Sean Miller, Sports, Tom Izzo, Tony Bennett, Trent Johnson |
By Brian on February 5, 2008 |
Every glorious Tim Tebow mention from the November 24, 2007 Florida Gators – Florida State Seminoles college football television broadcast, edited together for your amusement.
Posted in Sports | Tagged CBS, College Football, Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Gary Danielson, Sports, Tim Tebow, Verne Lundquist, Videos |
By Keith on November 6, 2007 |
Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler’s hunger knows no bounds, so how will the future John Elway deal with the munchies from within a Colorado jail cell?
Posted in Sports | Tagged Cotton Candy, Denver Broncos, Jay Cutler, Marijuana, Mike Shanahan, Papa John's, Pizza, Police, Sports, String Cheese Incident |
By Brian on October 24, 2007 |
Baltimore Ravens quarterback Steve McNair is as charismatic as the Sphinx (and nearly as old).
Posted in Sports | Tagged Baltimore Ravens, Emotion, NFL, Posters, Sports, Steve McNair |
By Brian on October 14, 2007 |
Randy Moss or Terrell Owens: who’s the NFL’s top wide receiver? Let’s take a head-to-head look at the guys …
Posted in Sports | Tagged Dallas Cowboys, Hair, New England Patriots, NFL, Randy Moss, Smiles, Sports, Terrell Owens |
By Keith on October 8, 2007 |
Mike Shanahan solves the mystery of where Jay Cutler’s missing pizzas went, but Jay is visibly shaken by the answer….
Posted in Sports | Tagged Cover 2 Defense, Hunger, Jay Cutler, Marijuana, Mike Shanahan, Pizza, String Cheese Incident |
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