Real Life
Real Life is what happens to us but not in like a fruity Demetri Martin kind of way.
By Brian on November 3, 2008 |
A retelling of the time Brian and Keith almost messed with the mind of the actor who played Skull on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Colorado School of Mines, Dr. Jeff, Eugene Skull Skullovitch, Farcus Bulk Bulkmier, Franklin and Marshall College, Hoaxes, Jason Narvy, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, New York University, Real Life, Television, Yom Kippur |
By Keith on March 10, 2008 |
A casual conversation between two snowboarders causes the author to ponder the moral standards of murdering animals.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Adolf Hitler, Arson, Childhood Obesity, Colorado, Cute, Ducklings, Gerbils, Keystone Ski Resort, Kittens, Masturbation, Morality, Murder, Puppies, Real Life, Rectums, Snowboarding, The Final Solution, Videotaping, World War II |
By Keith on February 2, 2008 |
A visitors guide to the less-visited sights, sounds and smells of Golden, CO. This is just a guide; you should really come and see them for yourself.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Bowling Alleys, Broadway, Chains, Chinese Food, Cliff Swallows, Colorado, Disasters, Drifting, Dulaney High School, Freedom, Golden, Graffiti, Gravesite, High Schoolers, Memorial, Mountain Man, Mufflers, Musicals, Paul Simon, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Real Life, Ridgely Middle School, Scoops, Sewers, Teenage Rebellion, The Capeman, Thomas Paine, Truancy, US 6, White Ash Mine Disaster, Windows |
By Brian on January 16, 2008 |
A seemingly possessed Tell a Story Teddy animatronic bear tells us the true story of Christmas while being scary as fuck.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Animatronics, Christmas, Demons, Jesus Christ, Real Life, Rite Aid, Teddy Bears, Tell A Story Teddy, Videos |
By Keith on December 20, 2007 |
Learn about the fun activities planned in Golden Colorado for the first quarter of 2008. Don’t miss any of the fun!
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Amphetamines, Anal Sex, Arabs, Blood Drives, BMX, Buffalo Bill, Champ Bailey, City Council, David Letterman, Decorative Posters, Denver Broncos, Dogs, FDR, Fox Network, Freestyle Rapping, French People, Frisbees, Fucking, Golden, Golden High School, Gotterdammerung, Hell, Hernias, Homosexuality, Jay Cutler, Jews, Kevin Spacey, Louisiana Purchase, Masturbation, Nazis, New Years, NFL Draft, Objectification of Women, Owen Hart, Parkour, Real Life, Retroviruses, Scoliosis, Shane McMahon, Spike Feresten, Vince McMahon, WWE |
By Brian on November 9, 2007 |
The children’s toy Aqua Dots has been recalled because it contains a chemical which when consumed produces GHB or “the date rape drug” within the human body. This news has sparked public outrage since kids playing with Aqua Dots are clearly too young to be dating.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Aqua Dots, Australia, Bindeez, Children, China, Comas, Date Rape Drug, Gamma Hydroxybutyric Acid, GHB, Product Recalls, Real Life, Seizures, Sexual Promiscuity, Whores |
By Keith on October 21, 2007 |
Keith diligently tracks the course of Denver’s first seasonal snowfall with enough facts, jokes and suicide threats to keep the mood lively!
Posted in Real Life | Tagged 2 Live Crew, Avalanches, Boners, Chlamydia, Cross Dressers, Golden, Graupel, Hamburgers, Headstands, Heat Transfer, Internet, Kelloggs Smart Start, Melting, Omar, Pancakes, Pornography, Redstone, Scrambles, Skiing, Snow, Stephen Colbert, Sweaters, The Internet, The Wire, Tires, Under Armour |
By Keith on September 18, 2007 |
Computing without a Mac is virtually impossible. Computing with a Mac is extremely simple and illuminating.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Abortion, Bernard Montgomery, Brian Billick, Caterpillars, Dwight Eisenhower, General Patton, Hot Dog Eating Contests, Jews, Johnny Cakes, Macs, Maroon Peak, Nikon SLRs, Real Life, Simchat Torah, Vito Spatafore, World War II |
By Keith on August 14, 2007 |
3:14 PM: Welcome to the Caterpillar on my Porch Liveblog. I’m hoping to bring you some interesting facts, figures and stories as I document this important event of a giant caterpillar crawling across my porch.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Androgyny, Betty Crocker Warm Delights, Caterpillars, Lotto Tickets, Microwaves, Moths, NASCAR, Paul Dirac, Real Life, Tony Stewart, White Trash |
By Brian on July 20, 2007 |
Riding America’s historic railways is a great way to get to know the United States. The only downside? Most of the United States is incredibly fucking boring.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Amtrak, Boredom, Box Office Bombs, Nothingness, Pirates of the Caribbean, Real Life, Sky Mall, Train Folk |
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