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Sarah Palin Banned Books List!
As mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin wanted to ban books from public libraries. Which books? These books.
Shocking Political News: Father of Bristol Palin Baby Revealed!
Catsandbeer.com reveals the SHOCKING identity of the father of the baby of Bristol Palin. Actually, it’s not very shocking. Even Britney probably saw this one coming.
3DB (Kinda) Visits The Democratic National Convention
Denver-based rapper and entrepreneur Three Dolla Billy visits the Democratic National Convention in downtown Denver and learns that political conventions are a mixed bag for those in gay prostitution business.
Iran’s Rulers Will Dance In The Streets If Barack Obama Is Elected President
The leaders of Iran, Syria, North Korea, Hamas, Hezbollah, and Al-Qaeda are but a handful of those who would rejoice the presidential ascension of Barack Hussein Obama.
Kill Glenn Beck With A Shovel. Please.
Right-wing cable news douchebag Glenn Beck has a simple request: kill him with a shovel. Please.
Damn It, Barack
Barack Obama fucked up. "And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Big time.
Soundalikes
Fox News’ Dick Morris sounds (and looks) like Martin Short’s Jiminy Glick; it however remains unclear which one is more loathsome.
McCain On Lobbyist: “No Romantic Relationship, Just Fucking”
John McCain is tough on terror, pork barrel politics, and Vicki Iseman’s vagina.
Supreme Court Mad Libs
To make constitutional law more interesting, we’re offering a do it yourself Mad Lib to help you write your own rulings! Just fill in the blanks to create your own statement on free speech and censorship!!!!!
Imagine If Dennis Kucinich Were Big
In what ways would the world be different if Dennis Kucinich were bigger than a ladybug?
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