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Jay Cutler and a cute/ugly gerbil

On Ron Paul, Getting High, Snorgling, And Other Nonsense

Ron Paul is a certifiable Internet phenomenon, just apparently not as big of one as cats licking guinea pigs and Jay Cutler looking stoned. But all that stands to change with the advent of the biggest thing to hit the Web since google … lolrons!

Get fucked, Vermont

Fuck You, Vermont!

Is there any US state more worthless than Vermont? (NO!) Is this even up for debate? (NO!)

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This Is Not Spam

Spam filters are great and all, but are they worth it if they keep you from learning everything you could ever want to know about Penis Enlarge Patch?

Rosie Perez and polio together at last

“Polio Actress”

You gotta love Craigslist - ‘Do you have polio or are able to wear leg braces enough to be believable THAT YOU HAVE POLIO?’ - you got to.

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How To Get UNLIMITED Money For FREE From PayPal

It is theoretically possible to gain infinite money from eBay and PayPal, you just need infinite bank accounts to do it (so get to work).