Internet

Future Internet and viral video sensation Humpy makes an innocuous online debut.

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Help me locate a Mr. Hycenth A. Tasan of Liberia so that we might discuss some aspects of the business opportunity he is offering me. If I do not hear back from him soon, I’m afraid there is nothing I can do to help his boss Chuckie.

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Since the Internet loves lists, catsandbeer.com is proud to present The 303 Greatest Penis Enlarge Patch Spams. Pack a lunch and grab a six-pack - this one’s gonna take all day.

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Ron Paul is a certifiable Internet phenomenon, just apparently not as big of one as cats licking guinea pigs and Jay Cutler looking stoned. But all that stands to change with the advent of the biggest thing to hit the Web since google … lolrons!

Read "On Ron Paul, Getting High, Snorgling, And Other Nonsense"

Is there any US state more worthless than Vermont? (NO!) Is this even up for debate? (NO!)

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Spam filters are great and all, but are they worth it if they keep you from learning everything you could ever want to know about Penis Enlarge Patch?

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You gotta love Craigslist - ‘Do you have polio or are able to wear leg braces enough to be believable THAT YOU HAVE POLIO?’ - you got to.

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It is theoretically possible to gain infinite money from eBay and PayPal, you just need infinite bank accounts to do it (so get to work).

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