Celebrities

Catsandbeer.com reveals the SHOCKING identity of the father of the baby of Jamie Lynn Spears. Actually, it’s not very shocking. Even Britney probably saw this one coming.

Read "Shocking Celebrity News: Father of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Revealed!"

Michael Showalter and Mitchel Musso: two goofy-looking comic actors whose respective audiences have precisely zero-percent overlap.

Read "Cross-Generational Niche Market Lookalikes"

Mac and PC realize that friendship and love are the most important things in the world. Then, art imitates life.

Read "I’ve Gained a Wonderful Perspective on Life"

This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It’s a foolproof plan and I’m giving it away for free.

Read "The Coco Crisp Theory: A 3-Step Plan for Raising a Famous Child"

Tori Spelling and Admiral Ackbar: separated at hatching?

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She’s got her own show on the Oxygen Network and will be on next season’s Dancing with the Stars, but what the fuck happened to Tori Spelling’s face?

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Drew Barrymore caught making out with the “Mac guy”? PC (Jonathan Hodgman) isn’t going to like this one bit …

Read "Mac, I’m Not Sure We Can Be Friends Anymore"

In celebration of the imminent premiere/cancellation of Fox’s new animated series “Two Dreadful Children,” catsandbeer.com has decided to pit two of the show’s stars against one another to once and for all answer the question mankind has furiously debated since around 1997 or so: Who is the more loathsome mincing comic anathema, French Stewart or Chris Kattan?

Read "Insufferable Comedic Actor Deathmatch: French Stewart vs. Chris Kattan"

Here’s a new party game that anyone can play. All you need is the power of your imagination!

Read "If You Were Jamie Kennedy, How Would You Fellate the Homeless Man In The Passenger Seat of Your Vehicle?"

Almost too good to be true, famed comedian and actor Harland Williams has his very own Denver radio show. I bet he could introduce me to Ken Hudson Campbell of Herman’s Head fame.

Read "Denver: Dreams Come True"