Don Imus Is Still Not A Racist
Don Imus is still not a racist and he wants all you niggers to understand that.
Shocking Celebrity News: Father Of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Revealed!
Catsandbeer.com reveals the SHOCKING identity of the father of the baby of Jamie Lynn Spears. Actually, it's not very shocking. Even Britney probably saw this one coming.
Cross-Generational Niche Market Lookalikes
Michael Showalter and Mitchel Musso: two goofy-looking comic actors whose respective audiences have precisely zero-percent overlap.
The Coco Crisp Theory: A 3-Step Plan For Raising A Famous Child
This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It's a foolproof plan and I'm giving it away for free.
What The Fuck Happened To Tori Spelling’s Face?
She's got her own show on the Oxygen Network and will be on next season's Dancing with the Stars, but what the fuck happened to Tori Spelling's face?
Insufferable Comedic Actor Deathmatch: French Stewart Vs. Chris Kattan
In celebration of the imminent premiere/cancellation of Fox’s new animated series "Two Dreadful Children," catsandbeer.com has decided to pit two of the show’s stars against one another to once and for all answer the question mankind has furiously debated since around 1997 or so: Who is the more loathsome mincing comic anathema, French Stewart or...
If You Were Jamie Kennedy, How Would You Fellate the Homeless Man In The Passenger Seat of Your Vehicle?
Here's a new party game that anyone can play. All you need is the power of your imagination!


"I love Paramore and in my own opinion..." - Sequoia205 on The Top 10 Rock Songs Black People Love, A Post Written By A Black Person