Celebrities
Catsandbeer.com reveals the SHOCKING identity of the father of the baby of Jamie Lynn Spears. Actually, it’s not very shocking. Even Britney probably saw this one coming.
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Tags: Abortion, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Jamie Lynn Spears, Kevin Federline
Filed Under Celebrities by brian on December 19, 2007 | 5 Comments
Michael Showalter and Mitchel Musso: two goofy-looking comic actors whose respective audiences have precisely zero-percent overlap.
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Tags: Celebrities, Christopher Meloni, Emily Osment, Hannah Montana, Jason Earles, Lookalikes, Michael Showalter, Mitchel Musso, Semen, Wet Hot American Summer
Filed Under Celebrities by brian on December 9, 2007 | 8 Comments
Mac and PC realize that friendship and love are the most important things in the world. Then, art imitates life.
Read "I’ve Gained a Wonderful Perspective on Life"
Tags: Anal Sex, C++ GUI Programming Guides, Celebrities, Commercials, Drew Barrymore, Emo Philips, Femoral Arteries, Forts, Friendship, Gangbangs, Gay Rage, Guns, John Hodgman, Love, Macs, Marching Bands, PC, Sean Taylor, Sweaters, Trombones, Ventricles
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on November 28, 2007 | 2 Comments
This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It’s a foolproof plan and I’m giving it away for free.
Read "The Coco Crisp Theory: A 3-Step Plan for Raising a Famous Child"
Tags: Coco Crisp, Dweezil Zappa, Fame, Getting Rich, Milton Bradley, Names, Peerless Price, Skeet Ulrich, Soleil Moon Frye, Strippers, Whores, Yahoo Serious, Zooey Deschanel
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on October 25, 2007 | 1 Comment
Tori Spelling and Admiral Ackbar: separated at hatching?
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Tags: Admiral Ackbar, Celebrities, Inn Love, Lookalikes, Star Wars, Tori Spelling
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on September 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment
She’s got her own show on the Oxygen Network and will be on next season’s Dancing with the Stars, but what the fuck happened to Tori Spelling’s face?
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Tags: Beverly Hills, 90210, Celebrities, Dean McDermott, Donna Martin, Inn Love, Oxygen Network, Physical Repugnance, Sassifablamen, Television, Tori Spelling
Filed Under Celebrities by brian on September 8, 2007 | 4 Comments
Drew Barrymore caught making out with the “Mac guy”? PC (Jonathan Hodgman) isn’t going to like this one bit …
Read "Mac, I’m Not Sure We Can Be Friends Anymore"
Tags: C++ GUI Programming Guides, Celebrities, Commercials, Drew Barrymore, Emo Philips, John Hodgman, Justin Long, Making Out
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on September 5, 2007 | 7 Comments
In celebration of the imminent premiere/cancellation of Fox’s new animated series “Two Dreadful Children,” catsandbeer.com has decided to pit two of the show’s stars against one another to once and for all answer the question mankind has furiously debated since around 1997 or so: Who is the more loathsome mincing comic anathema, French Stewart or Chris Kattan?
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Tags: Abortion, Apple-Crazed Subhumans, Box Office Bombs, Canceled Shows, Celebrities, Chris Kattan, Clamato, French Stewart, Gold Diggers, Homosexuality, Movies, Razzies, Saturday Night Live, Television, Third Rock from the Sun, Unfunny People
Filed Under Celebrities by brian on August 19, 2007 | 14 Comments
Almost too good to be true, famed comedian and actor Harland Williams has his very own Denver radio show. I bet he could introduce me to Ken Hudson Campbell of Herman’s Head fame.
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Tags: Blue Oyster Cult, Brandon Marshall, Breasts, Celebrities, Christoper Walken, Classic Rock, Dane Cook, Denver, Denver Broncos, Down Periscope, Harland Williams, Javon Walker, Jeb Mingef, Jessica Simpson, Kelsey Grammar, King Soopers, Lauren Holly, Rob Schneider, Ron Paul, Slick Rick
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on August 1, 2007 | 11 Comments
"Well, you’ve wondered why those guys don’t have shirts.. It’s cause when you exercise, you get sweat, and if U had ever took stairs in your life, you would feel that bit cold and wet feeling under your shirt. And those people..." - Astarta on Drugs Are My Anti-Parkour