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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iran’s Rulers Will Dance In The Streets If Barack Obama Is Elected President

The leaders of Iran, Syria, North Korea, Hamas, Hezbollah, and Al-Qaeda are but a handful of those who would rejoice the presidential ascension of Barack Hussein Obama.

Kill Glenn Beck

Kill Glenn Beck With A Shovel. Please.

Right-wing cable news douchebag Glenn Beck has a simple request: kill him with a shovel. Please.

Barack Obama messed up

Damn It, Barack

Barack Obama fucked up. "And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Big time.

Dick Morris sounds like Jimminy Glick and vice versa

Soundalikes

Fox News’ Dick Morris sounds (and looks) like Martin Short’s Jiminy Glick; it however remains unclear which one is more loathsome.

Dawson's Creek ... illustrated

Dawson’s Creek: Season 1, Episode 1 (Pilot)

The entire first episode of Dawson’s Creek told using only character names.

Duke University basketball playing Brian Zoubek looking like a freak

Dear Duke: You Lift Us Up More Than You Know

“When Gerald soars, we feel it and our own feeble steps lighten a bit.” There’s gay, there’s gay and then there’s this.