Keith

Keith lives in Colorado, breathes in Kansas, sleeps in New Mexico, eats in Oklahoma, shits in Nebraska, (very rarely) vomits in Arizona, shops in Wyoming and skis in Utah. He has legislation pending before the Colorado legislature to annex a strip of land that would connect Colorado to South Dakota in which case he'll probably sightsee there. Sightseeing isn't really a necessity, but then again neither are shopping or skiing. But, it's nice to get away to an adjoining territory now and again, isn't it?

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The Catsandbeer.com Interview: The BK Burger Shots Guy

By Keith • In Television • On June 25, 2008 • 5 Comments

Catsandbeer.com talks to a guy who scores hot ladies with the help of adorable little hamburgers. Then he pounds them two at a time…the burgers, that is.

Tags: Aaron Burr, Bambino Burgers, BK Burger Shots, Burger King, Cajuns, Chicken Sandwiches, Chuck Norris Uggggh, Cleavage, Cold Sores, Commercials, Creole, Crotches, Denver, Dorks, Everybody Love Raymond, FBI, Features, Frenchmen, Good Times, Jim, Jimmy Trivette, Jury Duty, Louisiana, Pauly Shore, Pickles, Pizza, Pleasure Machine, Richard Crenna, Richard Jeni, Scranton, Slave Owners, Subprime Mortgages, Television, Test Marketing, The Office, Tom Berenger, Wahoo Fish Tacos, Walker Texas Ranger, Washington Mutual Bank

Epilogue: Jay Cutler Speaks To A Dietician

By Keith • In Sports • On May 3, 2008 • No Comments

Jay Cutler learns a harsh truth about diabetes: certain aspects of his personal life will be affected for the worse.

Tags: Cigarettes, Denver Broncos, Doritos, Features, Fritos, Funions, Hostess Cupcakes, Hostess Ho-Hos, Jay Cutler, Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies, Little Debbies Snack Cakes, M&Ms, Marijuana, Pizza, Sun Chips, Type 1 Diabetes

Ethics And Morality Quiz: Cute Overload Edition

By Keith • In Real Life • On March 10, 2008 • 12 Comments

A casual conversation between two snowboarders causes the author to ponder the moral standards of murdering animals.

Tags: Adolf Hitler, Arson, Childhood Obesity, Colorado, Cute, Ducklings, Gerbils, Keystone Ski Resort, Kittens, Masturbation, Morality, Murder, Puppies, Real Life, Rectums, Snowboarding, The Final Solution, Videotaping, World War II

Off The Beaten Path In Golden, Colorado

By Keith • In Real Life • On February 2, 2008 • 3 Comments

A visitors guide to the less-visited sights, sounds and smells of Golden, CO. This is just a guide; you should really come and see them for yourself.

Tags: Bowling Alleys, Broadway, Chains, Chinese Food, Cliff Swallows, Colorado, Disasters, Drifting, Dulaney High School, Freedom, Golden, Graffiti, Gravesite, High Schoolers, Memorial, Mountain Man, Mufflers, Musicals, Paul Simon, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Real Life, Ridgely Middle School, Scoops, Sewers, Teenage Rebellion, The Capeman, Thomas Paine, Truancy, US 6, White Ash Mine Disaster, Windows

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Supreme Court Mad Libs

By Keith • In Politics • On December 25, 2007 • No Comments

To make constitutional law more interesting, we’re offering a do it yourself Mad Lib to help you write your own rulings! Just fill in the blanks to create your own statement on free speech and censorship!!!!!

Tags: Bikini Waxing, Censorship, Clarence Thomas, Constitutional Law, Controversial Rulings, FCC v. Pacifica, Free Speech, George Carlin, Mad Libs, Obscenity, Offensive Speech, Politics, Pornography, Pubic Hair, The First Amendment, US Supreme Court, Young Children

Golden, Colorado 2008 Events Calendar: January Through March

By Keith • In Real Life • On December 20, 2007 • No Comments

Learn about the fun activities planned in Golden Colorado for the first quarter of 2008. Don’t miss any of the fun!

Tags: Amphetamines, Anal Sex, Arabs, Blood Drives, BMX, Buffalo Bill, Champ Bailey, City Council, David Letterman, Decorative Posters, Denver Broncos, Dogs, FDR, Fox Network, Freestyle Rapping, French People, Frisbees, Fucking, Golden, Golden High School, Gotterdammerung, Hell, Hernias, Homosexuality, Jay Cutler, Jews, Kevin Spacey, Louisiana Purchase, Masturbation, Nazis, New Years, NFL Draft, Objectification of Women, Owen Hart, Parkour, Real Life, Retroviruses, Scoliosis, Shane McMahon, Spike Feresten, Vince McMahon, WWE

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The Catsandbeer.com Interview: The BK Burger Shots Guy

Epilogue: Jay Cutler Speaks To A Dietician

Ethics And Morality Quiz: Cute Overload Edition

Off The Beaten Path In Golden, Colorado

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Golden, Colorado 2008 Events Calendar: January Through March

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