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So, one time Keith was at a Ruby Tuesdays in Richmond, VA and he ate a hamburger for dinner. Later that night he barfed everything back up and could still see chunks of the hamburger in the vomit. He hasn't eaten at a Ruby Tuesdays since then. True story. He also hasn't vomited since then and that was like 19 years ago. But Jesus, he's come close a few times. Quick aside - Keith would like to say that the biggest problem with Frank Caliendo's impersonations is that he's fat.

The startling revelation that Kim Jong-Il has been dead and replaced by body-doubles inspires Catsandbeer.com to look at other well-known people who are dead but carried on by lookalikes.

Denver-based rapper and entrepreneur Three Dolla Billy visits the Democratic National Convention in downtown Denver and learns that political conventions are a mixed bag for those in gay prostitution business.

Catsandbeer.com talks to a guy who scores hot ladies with the help of adorable little hamburgers. Then he pounds them two at a time…the burgers, that is.

Jay Cutler learns a harsh truth about diabetes: certain aspects of his personal life will be affected for the worse.

A casual conversation between two snowboarders causes the author to ponder the moral standards of murdering animals.

A visitors guide to the less-visited sights, sounds and smells of Golden, CO. This is just a guide; you should really come and see them for yourself.