Monthly archive March, 2008

If They Weren’t Coaching: Sweet Sixteen Edition

March Madness is in full effect and only sixteen teams remain as we kick off the second weekend of the 2008 NCAA Tournament. Let's figure out what the head coaches of each of the Sweet Sixteen teams would be doing for a living if they weren't coaching.

Ethics And Morality Quiz: Cute Overload Edition

A casual conversation between two snowboarders causes the author to ponder the moral standards of murdering animals.

Doing The Beaver With Dottie’s Magic Pockets

Dottie’s Magic Pockets is a gay, bootleg version of Pee Wee’s Playhouse sans the wit, irreverence, and – surprisingly enough – cowboy. Join Dottie and her shitty friends as they do the beaver, do the can, and turn your children gay.