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By Brian on December 16, 2008 |
In 2002, I emailed the McDonald’s Customer Satisfaction Department to express my customer satisfaction with their series of Grimace television commercials.
Posted in Television | Tagged Birdie, Cedric The Entertainer, Commercials, Customer Service, Donald Trump, Fry Guys, Grimace, Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese, McDonaldland, McDonalds, McMuffins, Ronald McDonald, Television |
By Brian on December 14, 2008 |
Rhino the Hamster from Walt Disney’s Bolt thinks dicks are fully awesome.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Bolt, Disney, Internet, Movies, Promotional Gimmicks, Rhino |
By Brian on November 10, 2008 |
Al Pacino’s inspirational locker room speech from Any Given Sunday made significantly less inspirational through remixing by Catsandbeer.com.
Posted in Movies | Tagged Aaron Eckhart, Al Pacino, Any Given Sunday, Bill Bellamy, Football, Inches, Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, Movies, Speeches, Videos |
By Brian on November 3, 2008 |
A retelling of the time Brian and Keith almost messed with the mind of the actor who played Skull on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Posted in Real Life | Tagged Colorado School of Mines, Dr. Jeff, Eugene Skull Skullovitch, Farcus Bulk Bulkmier, Franklin and Marshall College, Hoaxes, Jason Narvy, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, New York University, Real Life, Television, Yom Kippur |
By Brian on October 10, 2008 |
What do Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John McCain, and Sarah Palin have to do with Rugg Williams, Richard Nason, Ed Gilbert, and David L. Lander? This Photoshop.
Posted in Internet | Tagged 2008 Election, Apollo, Barack Obama, Daily Kos, Emperor Gorganus, Internet, Joe Biden, John McCain, Lechner, Politics, Sarah Palin, Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills, Taurus, Television |
By Keith on September 11, 2008 |
The startling revelation that Kim Jong-Il has been dead and replaced by body-doubles inspires Catsandbeer.com to look at other well-known people who are dead but carried on by lookalikes.
Posted in Celebrities | Tagged A Perfect Circle, Andrei Kirilenko, Aneurysms, Arizona, Baltimore Ravens, Bastards, Camryn Manheim, Celebrities, Chris Dodd, Coaching, Constipation, Coprophagia, Cuba Gooding Jr, Daddy Day Camp, Deron Williams, Diabetes, Dogs, Dolph Lundgren, Football, Germany, Kerri Strug, Kim Jong-Il, Kyle Boller, Lists, Louie Anderson, Maynard James Keenan, Nomadic White Trash, Olympics, Paganism, Pneumonia, Rap, Reebok, Rick Neuheisel, San Bernardino, Scooby Doo, Stillborns, Strokes, Texas, Thin Ice, Tone Loc, Tool, UCLA, Utah Jazz, Viral Meningitis, Weird Al |
By Brian on September 5, 2008 |
As mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin wanted to ban books from public libraries. Which books? These books.
Posted in Politics | Tagged 2008 Election, Abortion, Alaska, Banned Books, Bristol Palin, Civil Rights, Community Organizer, Corruption, Creationism, Evolution, Extramarital Affairs, Global Warming, Jews For Jesus, Lists, Moose, Oil, Polar Bears, Politics, Sarah Palin, Scandals, Time Magazine, Unplanned Pregnancies, Wasilla |
By Brian on September 1, 2008 |
Catsandbeer.com reveals the SHOCKING identity of the father of the baby of Bristol Palin. Actually, it’s not very shocking. Even Britney probably saw this one coming.
Posted in Politics | Tagged 2008 Election, Bristol Palin, Celebrities, Kevin Federline, Politics, Unplanned Pregnancies |
By Keith on August 31, 2008 |
Denver-based rapper and entrepreneur Three Dolla Billy visits the Democratic National Convention in downtown Denver and learns that political conventions are a mixed bag for those in gay prostitution business.
Posted in Politics | Tagged 2008 Election, 3DB, Anal Sex, Arby's, Bag Lady Edna, Beef 'N Cheddars, Burger King, Colorado, Conventions, Cornell, Currency Trading, Death Race, Democratic National Convention, Democrats, Denver, Fair-Trade Coffee, French Toast Sticks, Gay Sex, Golden, Hernando, Heroin, Jamocha Shakes, Lakewood, Marky, Masturbation, Money, Paco, Painkillers, Politics, Princeton, Public Policy, Public Urination, Retard Dickie, Safeway, Scat, Slick Ricardo, Starbucks, Texas Justice, The Price Is Right, Three Dolla Billy, Uncle Chucky, Vicodin, Vomiting |
By Brian on July 31, 2008 |
What’s better than one new Catsandbeer article? How about five incomplete ones? No? Fuck you!
Posted in Internet | Tagged Big Russ And Me, Boston Red Sox, Breasts, Buffalo Bills, David Duke, Gibran Hamdan, Internet, J.P. Losman, Luke Russert, Meet The Press, Movie Spoilers, Movies, MSNBC, Politics, Ross Perot, Second Life, Steve Urkel, Superhero Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Television, Tim Russert, Trent Edwards, TV Movie, Unfinished Work, Wordpress |
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