Monthly archive October, 2007

The 10 Most Controversial Don West Comments, A Definitive List

We present a definitive listing of Don West's most controversial on-air quotes. No feelings are spared as he declares things nuts and possibly even unbelievable.

Hey, Hollywood: How About Some More Christina Applegate Sitcoms???

In this edition of "Hey Hollywood!," Brian issues Tinseltown his TV demands: more Christina Applegate, more Jesse Camp, more eHarmony.com founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren and, of course, more butt sex.

The Coco Crisp Theory: A 3-Step Plan For Raising A Famous Child

This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It's a foolproof plan and I'm giving it away for free.

The Many Faces Of Steve McNair

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Steve McNair is as charismatic as the Sphinx (and nearly as old).

Live Blog: First Snow In Denver

Keith diligently tracks the course of Denver's first seasonal snowfall with enough facts, jokes and suicide threats to keep the mood lively!

This Is Stupid

Catsandbeer.com and The Big Ask (whatever that is) present ... bunnies fucking (to Salt N' Pepa's Shoop!)

God Bless The Makers Of The Penis Enlarge Patch

Since the Internet loves lists, Catsandbeer.com is proud to present The 303 Greatest Penis Enlarge Patch Spams. Pack a lunch and grab a six-pack - this one's gonna take all day.

The Top 10 Rock Songs Black People Love, A Post Written By A Black Person

Black People like rock music? Seriously? Apparently so. Don't believe me? Then check this out: The Ten - no, make that - TWELVE Rock Songs Black People Love. This list must be true - a Black Person wrote it!

Sunday Around The NFL: Randy Moss Vs. Terrell Owens

Randy Moss or Terrell Owens: who's the NFL's top wide receiver? Let's take a head-to-head look at the guys ...
The Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love

The Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love

White People love rap music! Well, White People love very specific kinds of rap music. Catsandbeer.com presents as the results of an extensive scientific study "The Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love." Cited and referenced, with video clips, explanations, and analysis. Holla!!!

Update 2: Jay Cutler Is Hungry And Becoming Upset About It

Mike Shanahan solves the mystery of where Jay Cutler's missing pizzas went, but Jay is visibly shaken by the answer....