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We present a definitive listing of Don West’s most controversial on-air quotes. No feelings are spared as he declares things nuts and possibly even unbelievable.

In this edition of “Hey Hollywood!,” Brian issues Tinseltown his TV demands: more Christina Applegate, more Jesse Camp, more eHarmony.com founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren and, of course, more butt sex.

This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It’s a foolproof plan and I’m giving it away for free.

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Steve McNair is as charismatic as the Sphinx (and nearly as old).

Keith diligently tracks the course of Denver’s first seasonal snowfall with enough facts, jokes and suicide threats to keep the mood lively!

Catsandbeer.com and The Big Ask (whatever that is) present … bunnies fucking (to Salt N’ Pepa’s Shoop!)