October 2007

TV sports salesman extraordinaire Don West

The 10 Most Controversial Don West Comments, A Definitive List

We present a definitive listing of Don West’s most controversial on-air quotes. No feelings are spared as he declares things nuts and possibly even unbelievable.

Whimsically-named baseball player Coco Crisp

Hey, Hollywood: How About Some More Christina Applegate Sitcoms???

In this edition of “Hey Hollywood!,” Brian issues Tinseltown his TV demands: more Christina Applegate, more Jesse Camp, more eHarmony.com founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren and, of course, more butt sex.

Whimsically-named baseball player Coco Crisp

The Coco Crisp Theory: A 3-Step Plan For Raising A Famous Child

This is how to get rich by breeding famous children. It’s a foolproof plan and I’m giving it away for free.

Poster showing every one of Steve McNair's many facial expressions

The Many Faces Of Steve McNair

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Steve McNair is as charismatic as the Sphinx (and nearly as old).

Black and white TV snow

Live Blog: First Snow In Denver

Keith diligently tracks the course of Denver’s first seasonal snowfall with enough facts, jokes and suicide threats to keep the mood lively!

Bunny sex on a cake

This Is Stupid

Catsandbeer.com and The Big Ask (whatever that is) present … bunnies fucking (to Salt N’ Pepa’s Shoop!)