Archive for September 2007
For some reason (wink, wink), Jay Cutler decides to have some food delivered before the big game.
Read "Update: Jay Cutler is hungry for some reason"
Tags: Denver Broncos, Jay Cutler, Marijuana, Pizza, Sports
Filed Under Sports by keith on September 24, 2007 | 6 Comments
Critically-acclaimed comedian Brian Hernandez mercilessly skewers the current and the cultural, whether in the studio or out on the street. Enter Hernandez’s Head and immerse yourself in his unique, unflinching take on the world.
Read "Hernandez’s Head"
Tags: 9/11, Brian Hernandez, Comedy, Crackers, Doo Dee Doo, Fuck You, Japs, Kikes, Niggers, Spics, Television, Terrorism, Towel Heads, Unfunny People
Filed Under Television by brian on September 22, 2007 | 11 Comments
Computing without a Mac is virtually impossible. Computing with a Mac is extremely simple and illuminating.
Read "Mac Peripherals: Suck it JHod!"
Tags: Abortion, Bernard Montgomery, Brian Billick, Caterpillars, Dwight Eisenhower, General Patton, Hot Dog Eating Contests, Jews, Johnny Cakes, Macs, Maroon Peak, Nikon SLRs, Real Life, Simchat Torah, Vito Spatafore, World War II
Filed Under Real Life by keith on September 18, 2007 | 3 Comments
Hey cuteoverload.com: sit, spin, and then go fuck yourself.
Read "Fuck You, CuteOverload.com!"
Tags: AIDS, Apples Cozies, Babies, Birds, Bugs, Cancer, Cute, Cuteoverload.com, Ferrets, Fuck You, Internet, Kittens, Meg Frost, Puppies, Snails, Socks
Filed Under Internet by brian on September 16, 2007 | 17 Comments
Prepare to following the adventures of the Ravens Blog team, the only group of journalists brave enough to cover the Ravens and fight a vigilante battle against mostly Ravens-related crime in Baltimore.
Read "Midseason Replacement: Ravens Blog"
Tags: Baltimore Ravens, BJ Sams, Brian Billick, Dundalk, Haloti Ngata, Mike Mussina, Rafael Palmeiro, Slomin Shield, Sports, Steve Bisciotti, Tony Siragusa
Filed Under Sports by keith on September 14, 2007 | 1 Comment
Tori Spelling and Admiral Ackbar: separated at hatching?
Read "September Lookalike"
Tags: Admiral Ackbar, Celebrities, Inn Love, Lookalikes, Star Wars, Tori Spelling
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on September 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment
She’s got her own show on the Oxygen Network and will be on next season’s Dancing with the Stars, but what the fuck happened to Tori Spelling’s face?
Read "What The Fuck Happened To Tori Spelling’s Face?"
Tags: Beverly Hills, 90210, Celebrities, Dean McDermott, Donna Martin, Inn Love, Oxygen Network, Physical Repugnance, Sassifablamen, Television, Tori Spelling
Filed Under Celebrities by brian on September 8, 2007 | 4 Comments
Drew Barrymore caught making out with the “Mac guy”? PC (Jonathan Hodgman) isn’t going to like this one bit …
Read "Mac, I’m Not Sure We Can Be Friends Anymore"
Tags: C++ GUI Programming Guides, Celebrities, Commercials, Drew Barrymore, Emo Philips, John Hodgman, Justin Long, Making Out
Filed Under Celebrities by keith on September 5, 2007 | 7 Comments
Bathroom foot-tapping is not a secret signal for some lewd and lascivious act - it just means you’re rockin’ out with your cockin out!
Read "Spread Your Legs And Jam!"
Tags: AC/DC, Air Drumming, Atlanta, Bowel Movements, Chipotle, Diarrhea, Flophouses, Foot Tapping, Gay Sex, Heroin, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Larry Craig, Music, Oasis, Primus, Smashing Pumpkins
Filed Under Music by keith on September 3, 2007 | 12 Comments
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